Cop rant

**superjackal** · 5th April 2014, 05:30

Fucking cunty cops. Went and got a curry last night and on the way home got pinged. I'd pulled into my drive and was halfway out the door when the boys in blue (one boy the other a pigerina - who spent the whole time on her mobile talking to her friend) came into my driveway at speed (my kids play there) and told me he'd just nabbed me doing 61kph (fuck knows - wasn't looking). He was about to run his routine and give me my $80 policeman's raffle ticket when my wife told him I'd just lost everything I owed in the Kilbirnie Storage fire. Good on him, he backed off but if it hadn't been for my misfortune, the little cuntface would have proudly handed me $80 for speeding in my own neighbourhood.

Last ticket I got in December for 113kph on SH2 between Wgtn and Petone.

Fucking bunch of arse-fingering, arse-tongueing bottom feeders.

I don't hate all cops, but I fucking hate the ones that pull you over for this sort of petty shit.

Really bad fucking day.

**Akzle** · 5th April 2014, 05:51

so you infringed widely understood legislation and the persons tasked with enforcing it, enforced it?
Ignorant attitude dude.

**Motig** · 5th April 2014, 06:00

Your having a bad day they show consideration and let you off and all you can do is slag them off ! What a lovely attitude, there should be more people like you in the world - preferably as far away from me as possible.

**Drew** · 5th April 2014, 06:05

22% over the speed limit in a built up area where other children no doubt play, and you're indignant that the cop wanted to have a word with you?

**p.dath** · 5th April 2014, 06:05

Lets turn this around. At what point do you feel a ticket is worthwhile in this case? As you say, this was a neighborhood that you're own children play in, and whatever standard you choose you can't then be upset if someone else uses that same standard.

70 km/h, 90 km/h, unlimited speed?

**Berries** · 5th April 2014, 06:06

Originally Posted by superjackal

Good on him, he backed off but if it hadn't been for my misfortune, the little cuntface would have proudly handed me $80 for speeding in my own neighbourhood.

Don't your kids play there as well?

**Owl** · 5th April 2014, 06:07

Hitcher is in your region. I'm sure he'd give you a cuddle.

**unstuck** · 5th April 2014, 06:20

What a fuckwit, you want some rope to hang your fucked up self with. Get a life ya maggot.

**skippa1** · 5th April 2014, 06:24

If you wanted a cuddle on here, you should have created a new profile as a girl in the newbies section. There are a few on here that would be all over you like golden syrup

( same ones every time too

)

**mikeey01** · 5th April 2014, 07:08

You were speeding, you were caught, bad luck.

**Woodman** · 5th April 2014, 08:07

The cop let you off a speeding ticket. What an asshole.

Can you start a campaign that cops should never show compassion and never ever let people off tickets. In fact maybe even start a political party with that as your mandate. Fuck your gonna be prime minister soon.

**JimO** · 5th April 2014, 08:26

it probably wasnt even the cops that started the fire

**Ribit** · 5th April 2014, 08:28

Wont someone please think of the children!

I wouldnt be surprised if the cops are cracking down on bikes with the increase in bike accidents this year. The end goal would be not having to peel mangled leather clad bodies out of the gutta.
I'd like it if they spent some of thier time cracking down on cagers looking at their phones instead of the world around them thou.

Drive now, text later

**Berries** · 5th April 2014, 08:37

Originally Posted by Ribit

I wouldnt be surprised if the cops are cracking down on bikes with the increase in bike accidents this year. The end goal would be not having to peel mangled leather clad bodies out of the gutta.

He was driving a car which is why moaning on a motorbike forum is even funnier.

Fucking cagers.