New Study

[Korumba]

A study conducted by UCLA's Department of Psychiatry has revealed
that the kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man can differ
depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle. For example: If she is
ovulating, she is attracted to men with rugged and masculine features.
However, if she is menstruating, or menopausal, she tends to be more
attracted to a man with a scissor lodged in his temple and a bat jammed
up his ass while he is on fire. Further studies are expected.

[Wolf]

Yep. Hope they didn't spend too much on the study - I could've told 'em that for FREE...