Two news items I could do without

[slofox]

1. "The Royals". I have nothing in particular against these people but that's what they are. People. Nothing special about them.

2. Oscar Pretorious whinging and snivelling in the dock. Somebody needs to send him some HTFU pills.

[Rhys]

Hell yes !

[Oakie]

I'm waiting for the 'Oscar' joke to come out pointing out the irony of his first name given his performances in court. Oscar winning!
Actually I don't think his distress is a performance but I am undecided on his version of events.

[mashman]

Oh, is all of that happening at the moment too. Sounds really interesting, more so than the Solomon Islands flood then mud slide then 8.3 (7.8 after revision) earthquake.

[Muzz67]

I'm waiting for the 'Oscar' joke to come out pointing out the irony of his first name given his performances in court. Oscar winning!
Actually I don't think his distress is a performance but I am undecided on his version of events.

He aint howling for poor Reva,, he's paniking about gettin rodgered to death for the next 15 years minimum.

[kevfromcoro]

The world is falling to bits
We got a cyclone here.. copping it up north
And now this news about the solomans...

[sil3nt]

Oscarpistosis - the condition of being afraid to go to the toilet at your boyfriend's house.

[awa355]

The world is falling to bits
We got a cyclone here.. copping it up north
And now this news about the solomans...

Another disaster pending. Both car and scooter were out of gas this morning so I filled up the scooter with the last of my spare cash to go to work after lunch. Now the rain is moving in

[JimO]

Another disaster pending. Both car and scooter were out of gas this morning so I filled up the scooter with the last of my spare cash to go to work after lunch. Now the rain is moving in

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[george formby]

The world is falling to bits
We got a cyclone here.. copping it up north
And now this news about the solomans...

Yup, Tsunami alerts here now classed as unlikely.

The Solomons? K'in hell. Tragic couple of weeks.

Was watching Ita's landfall with fingers crossed. Looked very scary indeed for awhile. Oh, we have one of your fruit flies. Come & pick it up please. Nasty little critter.

Just to top things off it looks like I may have gainful employment, just 3 weeks out from being eligible for dole. Gutted, positively distraught I am.
Sent an e-mail to The Harold, will be on tomorrows front page no doubt.

[scrivy]

1. "The Royals". I have nothing in particular against these people but that's what they are. People. Nothing special about them.

2. Oscar Pretorious whinging and snivelling in the dock. Somebody needs to send him some HTFU pills.

Wha' 'bout Mana and Kimmy dot cum??
Rather hear about Hungarian Dwarf Porn than them.....

[Akzle]

know what i dont want to hear about?
What you dont want to hear about.

No fuken surprises the media tongue is up johns ass, and by proxy, or some centipede shit, the royals'.

I dont even know how pistorius is fuken news.
Not that i rely on "The News" for news.

U Niggaz need to ride motorbikes or some shit.

[Robbo]

Wha' 'bout Mana and Kimmy dot cum??
Rather hear about Hungarian Dwarf Porn than them.....

Looks like Kimmy and Hone have wed..

This will end in tears..

[Hashbandicoot]

1. "The Royals". I have nothing in particular against these people but that's what they are. People. Nothing special about them.

You have nothing against people who live a priveleged, secure and sheltered life paid for in totality by others as a result of a certain penis squirting into a certain vagina?

I have nothing but contempt and derision for these people because they are of absolutely no value.

[Ribit]

1. "The Royals". I have nothing in particular against these people but that's what they are. People. Nothing special about them.

2. Oscar Pretorious whinging and snivelling in the dock. Somebody needs to send him some HTFU pills.

Here! here! I entirely agree! where do i sign up for NZ to become a republic? I've given up watching the first 5-10 mins of the news while the royal pain in the butts are in town.

The mainstream news in NZ is ridiculous.
Most important news of the day: will and kate and thier baby
Item 2: plane still hasnt been found and have nothing new to report but will spend 5 mins saying so.
3: gun loving south african shot his girlfriend- trial continues

and now time for sport....

there doesnt seem to be much happening in the world according to nz media.....

I flicked over to the asian channel news and found a really interesting story about how mobile phones can be blacklisted, so buying a second hand phone off trademe carries the risk that you might not be able to use it if its been blacklisted. Relevant news!