what am I

**texmo** · 3rd September 2005, 17:33

1. When I go in I might cause pain. I cause you to spit and ask you not to swallow. I can fill your hole. What am I?

2. A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first. What am I?

3. I'm spread before I'm eaten. Your tongue gets me off. People sometimes like to lick my nuts. What am I?

4. I go in hard. I come out soft. You blow me hard . What am I?

5. All day long it's in and out. I discharge loads from my shaft. Both men and women go down on me. What am I?

6. I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When You blow me you feel good. What am I?

7. If I miss, I hit your bush. It's my job to stuff your box. When I come, it's news. What am I?

8. I offer protection. I get the finger ten times. You use your fingers to get me off. What am I?

9. I assist an erection. Sometimes big balls hang from me. I'm called a big swinger. What am I?

10. I'm at least 6 inches long. I leave foamy lubrication when engaged in my job. What am I?

Answers:

1. a dentist
2. a wedding ring
3. peanut butter
4. chewing gum
5. an elevator
6. a nose
7. a newspaper boy
8. a glove
9. a crane
10. a toothbrush, of course!

**Beemer** · 3rd September 2005, 23:25

Well, I got two of them - the wedding ring and the elevator!

**Wolf** · 4th September 2005, 13:43

I didn't fare much better... I got nose and newspaper boy - and I'm usually good at riddles.

**hXc** · 4th September 2005, 18:36

I got nose, newspaper boy and toothbrush. Yay I win! :spudflip:

**Wolf** · 4th September 2005, 18:37

Originally Posted by XhardxcoreX

I got nose, newspaper boy and toothbrush. Yay I win! :spudflip:

Zounds! Bested by a 14-year-old!

**Waylander** · 4th September 2005, 18:52

I got numbers; 1,3,4,6,8, an 10. Not joking.

**Wolf** · 4th September 2005, 18:57

Originally Posted by Waylander

I got numbers; 1,3,4,6,8, an 10. Not joking.

Fark! Bet you scored "Virgin" on the Purity Test!

**Waylander** · 4th September 2005, 19:25

Heh. You know me better than that mate. Just because I got a few correct does not mean it didn't take me a while to arrive at the proper answere.

**WRT** · 5th September 2005, 13:15

Got all bar 4 and 10 - which by the way, is wrong . . . assuming they are talking about toothpaste as being the foamy lubrication. Thats like saying you use cutting compound as grease . . .

*mutter mutter*

**Wolf** · 5th September 2005, 13:27

Originally Posted by WRT

Got all bar 4 and 10 - which by the way, is wrong . . . assuming they are talking about toothpaste as being the foamy lubrication. Thats like saying you use cutting compound as grease . . .

*mutter mutter*

He does have a valid point - I use toothpaste to clean tarnished metal and anything else that needs a fine grit polish. Fucked if I'd try lubricating anything valuable with it...