The Great Australian Yarn
Len Evans, restaurateur, wine writer and raconteur, used to write a column for The Australian newspaper, and over a period of weeks, sought entries for the Great Australian Yarn.
This was the winner:
Two drovers standing in a bar.
One asked, "What are you up to?"
"Ahh. I'm takin' a mob of 6000 from Goondiwindi to Gympie."
"Oh yeah . . . and what route are you takin'?"
"Ah, prob'ly the Missus; after all, she stuck by me durin' the drought."
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