The truth about diamonds

[avgas]

Pffft, I had a chat to Steve the ideas man and he reckons you could do some sort of colour coding there no sweat.

Does he have a way to stop them tasting like dead people?

[mashman]

Does he have a way to stop them tasting like dead people?

Filling them full of his own semen might work... aaaaaaaand he'll work up an appetite at the same time.

[Tazz]

Does he have a way to stop them tasting like dead people?

Filling them full of his own semen might work... aaaaaaaand he'll work up an appetite at the same time.

^^ This. And lets be honest we're all better off if with Steves semen being swallowed rather than ending up anywhere else. Shame it's not more of a trend in some cases.

[Swoop]

But the fact that they can make them now is pretty cool

Diamond manufacture has been going on for quite some time now. IIRC the industrial diamond "community" couldn't work out how Russia was supplying so many onto the market. They found out that they had built a press that was eight storeys high and were manufacturing non-precious stones. Pretty impressive at the time!

Also:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Synthetic_diamond