Ahhhhhh English chocolate

[HenryDorsetCase]

Terrys chocolate orange excepted

[husaberg]

A friends wife comes from somewhere in the UK Slough (i think) the whole place allegedly reeks of Mars Bars........
When i comes up, i always mention that i thought she came from Essex..........Weird that she actually never finds it funny

[Akzle]

Weird that she actually never finds it funny

probably because its not. Like half the shit you post.

[husaberg]

probably because its not. Like half the shit you post.

Yes Benji was a bit hard done by, I agree he needed more game time..............

[Berries]

When i comes up, i always mention that i thought she came from Essex..........Weird that she actually never finds it funny

Next time ask her if she is from Grimsby and see how that goes down.

[mashman]

Next time ask her if she is from Grimsby and see how that goes down.

Fuckin Revels... the only chocolate you can share with yer mates coz none of you likes all of them.

[Berries]

You sound like a Malteser kind of girl.

[mashman]

You sound like a Malteser kind of girl.

I preferred the melt in the mouth and not in the hand of Minstrels. Stop projecting.

[avgas]

[admenk]

Fuckin Revels... the only chocolate you can share with yer mates coz none of you likes all of them.

Especially those weird orange flavour ones they used to sneak into the pack

[mashman]

Especially those weird orange flavour ones they used to sneak into the pack

... I had them in mind when posting. Everyone seemed to want the flattish toffee ones... and of course there were fewer of them than any others in the packet. Bastards.

[Swoop]

A friends wife comes from somewhere in the UK Slough (i think) the whole place allegedly reeks of Mars Bars.

A mate worked there as a sparkie apprentice years ago. He was told that he was (as all the staff were) allowed to eat as many mars bars' as he wanted to from the production line.
He said that after the first mouthful he was disgusted. The bars had to sit for 6 weeks to "mature" for some reason & until then they were inedible. He was slightly miffed about the "dream job with endless chocolate" not being what it was made out to be.

[husaberg]

A mate worked there as a sparkie apprentice years ago. He was told that he was (as all the staff were) allowed to eat as many mars bars' as he wanted to from the production line.
He said that after the first mouthful he was disgusted. The bars had to sit for 6 weeks to "mature" for some reason & until then they were inedible. He was slightly miffed about the "dream job with endless chocolate" not being what it was made out to be.

My mates wife i think had been left outside not quite long enough.......Was it slough though? i am sure he used to call her the slough plow.....

[Berries]

First ever Easter with no Cadburys in the house.

Fuck Cadburys.

[AllanB]

Whitakers please.

Dark blends.

Mmmmm Nigella Lawson.


A colleague at work kept raving about Yorkie bars - on a trip back to Pomyland she purchased some and gave me one. It was underwhelming.