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    Ahhhhhh English chocolate

    Easter Eggs. Fuck you and your shitty shit Oz.
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    im still mildly baffled how nailing a jew to a couple of planks equates to an outsized rabbit laying chocolate eggs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Akzle View Post
    im still mildly baffled how nailing a jew to a couple of planks equates to an outsized rabbit laying chocolate eggs.
    I think you'd be laying chocolate eggs pretty quick if an angry mob was about to nail you o the cross!

    Yep English choccy not bad alright...


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    Quote Originally Posted by Akzle View Post
    im still mildly baffled how nailing a jew to a couple of planks equates to an outsized rabbit laying chocolate eggs.
    Geeezus cherist,!! the fucking rabbit only delivers the bloody eggs, Rabbits cant lay eggs, everyone knows that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Akzle View Post
    im still mildly baffled how nailing a jew to a couple of planks equates to an outsized rabbit laying chocolate eggs.
    It makes perfect sense to a happy-clapper.

    +1 for the fact that Australian "chocolate" is poo. They tend to do "carob" instead.

    (Hopefully they have a few artisan chocolatiers who keep the good stuff going!)
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    Most English chocolate I've ever had is total crap, as it's been well intended Christmas chocolate that usually seems to have been stored somewhere hot, since two Christmasses ago,
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    Quote Originally Posted by pzkpfw View Post
    Most English chocolate I've ever had is total crap, as it's been well intended Christmas chocolate that usually seems to have been stored somewhere hot, since two Christmasses ago,
    that storage issue might have something to do with it. It never lasts long enough at our place as the kids and the missus demolish it when I'm not around.... bastards.
    I didn't think!!! I experimented!!!

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    I dunno about English chocolate. But American really is SHIT.

    I got someone to score me some creameggs so at least I had something slightly reasonable.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Akzle View Post
    im still mildly baffled how nailing a jew to a couple of planks equates to an outsized rabbit laying chocolate eggs.
    They were obviously smoking some pretty good shit back then with mind boggling trips.

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    I dislike most chocolate because they use too much sugar. Darker = better.
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    Quote Originally Posted by HenryDorsetCase View Post
    I dislike most chocolate because they use too much sugar. Darker = better.
    Racist........
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    Quote Originally Posted by Akzle View Post
    im still mildly baffled how nailing a jew to a couple of planks equates to an outsized rabbit laying chocolate eggs.
    Early Christians used the existing pagan events and celebrations over the year and christianised them, twas all part of appealing to the new clients. Easter is not when Jesus was killed but it was the time of year when the festival of Astrid (sp?) occurred from which we get our modern word "Easter" Her symbol was a hare (the bunny) and the festival was about spring/new life/new birth and was represented by eggs, a sign of fertility and new life. So, in dem olden dayz they took the ideas shook it up a bit and hey presto! 'muricans made it commercial rather than religious.

    Similar for Xmas etc etc etc......
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ulsterkiwi View Post
    Early Christians used the existing pagan events and celebrations over the year and christianised them, twas all part of appealing to the new clients. Easter is not when Jesus was killed but it was the time of year when the festival of Astrid (sp?) occurred from which we get our modern word "Easter" Her symbol was a hare (the bunny) and the festival was about spring/new life/new birth and was represented by eggs, a sign of fertility and new life. So, in dem olden dayz they took the ideas shook it up a bit and hey presto! 'muricans made it commercial rather than religious.

    Similar for Xmas etc etc etc......
    i did have half an idea of that. But thanks for the knowing.
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    Quote Originally Posted by HenryDorsetCase View Post
    I dislike most chocolate because they use too much sugar. Darker = better.
    fucking oats.

    Cadbury= vomshit.

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    The likes of cadburys etc thats made in oz or (not made in UK) tastes different to the same brands in the uk. Id imagine its somthing to do with the heat here and need for preservatives?

    English chocolate is the shizz....But whitakers will give anyone a run for their money. Most christmas chocolate is crap.

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