Only in America

[husaberg]

As the tittle says

A woman from Washington state has sued her mother's neighbour in Oregon over a pet duck.

Cynthia Ruddell is seeking US$275,000 (NZ$319,500) for pain, suffering and other damages she claims were inflicted when a pet duck ambushed her for no apparent reason.

Ruddell was on her mother's property in Estacada, Oregon, about 25 miles southeast of Portland, when the duck attacked her without provocation, according to the suit filed last week in Oregon state court.

http://www.stuff.co.nz/oddstuff/9969...k-ambushed-her

[unstuck]

[F5 Dave]

Ohh those ducks can be vicious. I'd want 300k if one took a bite out of me


.oh wait that's Sharks I'm thinking of.

[Akzle]

well, fuck a duck. reckon she oughta have her head examined by a quack.

[awa355]

The menace is growing, This news flash just in from Florida,

" MIAMI SPRINGS, Fla., April 10 (UPI) -- Residents of a Florida city are complaining to officials about unprovoked and unexpected attacks from aggressive ducks.
Rosie Buckner of Miami Springs told police and city officials she was accosted by a duck "suddenly and without warning" while walking near a bike path, The Miami Herald reported Wednesday.

"It was a vicious, aggressive duck that came after us from across the street," Buckner said. "I fought the duck off, but not before I was bitten by it."

Police said they have received several reports from around the city about attacks from overly aggressive Muscovy ducks, which were originally brought to the area from South America.

City Manager Ron Gorland said the birds are likely protecting their territories. "

All across the globe, Humans are at risk from ducks, Probably Islamic ducks according to the CIA, NSA, FBI and the ASPCA.

[SMOKEU]

Most animals would probably be less likely to attack if you look at it, so don't turn your back on an aggressive duck.

All across the globe, Humans are at risk from ducks, Probably Islamic ducks according to the CIA, NSA, FBI and the ASPCA.

I knew the sand niggers had something to do with it.

[mashman]

She should also sue the govt as duck and cover obviously doesn't work.

[Akzle]

srsly, this now, but waddle be next?

[mashman]

That's a heavy bill that one could feather their nest with.

[Naki Rat]

They should just toughen the flock up!

[The Reibz]

Most animals would probably be less likely to attack if you look at it, so don't turn your back on an aggressive duck.

This.
If anyone here ever encounters a shark in the water this is the best way to get them to keep there distance.
Last bronze whaler I encounted exited in less than 2 minutes because I kept my eyes on it.

But seriously, Duck attacks? I lol'd

[Akzle]

This.
If anyone here ever encounters a shark in the water this is the best way to get them to keep there distance.
Last bronze whaler I encounted exited in less than 2 minutes because I kept my eyes on it.

But seriously, Duck attacks? I lol'd

pun failure. You deserve a paddling

[kevfromcoro]

This.
If anyone here ever encounters a shark in the water this is the best way to get them to keep there distance.
Last bronze whaler I encounted exited in less than 2 minutes because I kept my eyes on it.

But seriously, Duck attacks? I lol'd

stiff in the crows,, we get some birds here bombard people.
not sure wot they are, but a bit visious..

About sharks in the water.

1st thing to do is throw shells at it. when you run out of shells..

Throw rocks at it. when you run out of rocks..

Throw some shit at it..

Cose you wont run out of that

[avgas]

Meh each to their own. Scammers are everywhere.

I know of people who have not worked since they were 18.......
Because back then they fell over, and now suffer "Back Pain".

Say that's 30K over 30 years.....

ACC for life y'all

(note : I still prefer the ACC system, but I think it needs a fixin)

[scrivy]

Quacks me up!!!

Imagine the legal 'bill'......