Mis-named products (and services?) and shit.

[Akzle]

"hobsons choice "bacon""
hobson has very poor choice, that and the ingredients on this "bacon" include only 53% pork "product"

oh. dear. satan.

"down to earth" dishwashing liquid. - it might be environmentally friendly, but it doesn't fucking clean dishes.

mmmmmm. go.

[Woodman]

2 minute noodles.

Time the whole process. 2 minutes=bollocks

[mashman]

Slow Comfortable Screw On The Beach: was left with no sand in the mouth and didn't make my cock hard.

[Tazz]

Hobson makes bad life choices.

[jellywrestler]

proffessionals real estate company.

[Maha]

Stoneware Fry pan, it's just a very expensive ok fry pan.

[Voltaire]

Helpdesk.....

[Akzle]

Stoneware Fry pan, it's just a very expensive ok fry pan.

dontcha know, its non stick, resists abrasion and distributes heat evenly, cooks salmon steaks like a mofo.

Bkac error.

[Akzle]

2 minute noodles.

Time the whole process. 2 minutes=bollocks

open pack, tip in half the flavour, crush, shake, eat. Sub 1 minute.

[ruaphu]

open pack, tip in half the flavour, crush, shake, eat. Sub 1 minute.

LMAO, yep second that, and finish off with cool amber liquid to quench thirst.


Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

[MisterD]

Anchor "Tasty" Cheese.

[haydes55]

Buildings. Once they're built, shouldn't they be called builts.

Jumpers. They are worn to keep you warm, not to jump in.

[swarfie]

Watties spaghetti and sausages.....oh...hang on...I suppose "two" is a plural

[scrivy]

KY jelly....

From their site "With K-Y you can enhance your intimacy all year round. Try something new and have a passionate Friday...."

Its friday today, I've smeared myself in KY, and I aint got no action yet....

[R650R]

Accident Compensation Corporation... makes corporate level revenue but only gives out proper compensation by accident!