breast or bottle?

[feistyredhead]

A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room, waiting for the doctor to come in for the baby's first exam. The doctor arrived, examined the baby, checked his weight, and being a little concerned, asked if the baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed.


"Breast-fed" she replied.


"Well, strip down to your waist," the doctor ordered.

She did. He pinched her nipples, then pressed, kneaded, and rubbed both breasts for a while in a detailed examination. Motioning to her to

get dressed, he said, "No wonder this baby is underweight. You don't have any milk."

"I know," she said, "I'm his Grandma, but I'm glad I came."

[curious george]

Groan.
Or Gran... whatever...10 characters

[*sic]

gah.......

[Right Charlie]

An old lady had been struggling to get by after the death of her husband of 80 years.

Eventually it became too hard so she did some reasearch on Euthanasia.

She found that the chemical methods were too complicated or expensive for her, so she made some queries to the best way to join her husband.

Eventually she found the Shooting herself was the cheapest, quickest, and most reliable way to end it all.

She was instructed to place the gun below her left breast and pull the trigger, this would mean the bullet would hit her heart and she would die immediatly leave no possiblility for her to be saved.

However She was later admitted to hospital with a gunshot wound to her left knee