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  1. 5th September 2005, 20:21 #16
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sniper
    Jesus Hitcher, and I thought the first post was bad
    One of my (many) hidden depths. Sorry, but you started it...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hitcher
    One of my (many) hidden depths. Sorry, but you started it...
    Actually, im_a_13_year_old started it, Sniper merely compounded (exacerbated? aggravated?) it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wolf
    Actually, im_a_13_year_old started it, Sniper merely compounded (exacerbated? aggravated?) it.
    Hopefully there is some learning to be had here. Can we still be friends?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hitcher
    Hopefully there is some learning to be had here. Can we still be friends?
    Being wolf's friend is overated.. he answers the door topless and causes blindness.
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    Quote Originally Posted by LiasTZ
    Being wolf's friend is overated.. he answers the door topless and causes blindness.
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    Quote Originally Posted by sunhuntin
    howzabout honeymooning whales??

    swimming along, the new husband decided to use his blowhole to knock a cruiseship over, and convinced his new bride to help him. she agreed and so the cruise ship was sank, and all the human life aboard was left swimming helplessly. the husband tried to convinced his wife to eat some of the people. she said "i went along with the blow job, but im not swallowing any seamen!"
    hahahahahaha good 1 fuk all the othas dissing me
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hitcher
    How do you catch a unique rabbit?

    Unique up on it.

    How do you catch a tame rabbit?

    Tame way. Unique up on it.
    Bloody good!!! It was seriously a ROFL moment

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    Quote Originally Posted by im_a_13_yr_old
    www.funnyjunk.com Two honeymooning ducks are staying in a hotel. As they are about to make love, the male duck says, “We don’t have any condoms. I’ll call room service.” So he calls and asks for condoms. The receptionist says, ''''OK sir, would you like to put them on your bill?'''' ''''No,'''' he says, ''''I’ll suffocate!''''
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    A ducks nostrils are not on the end of it's bill,their on the base so he wouldn't suffocate at all.
    Only one bird has it's nostrils on the end of it's bill/beak.
    Guess who.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jackrat
    Only one bird has it's nostrils on the end of it's bill/beak.
    You mean by its naricorn?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hitcher
    You mean by its naricorn?
    Tell us what bird it is.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jackrat
    HaHaHa
    A ducks nostrils are not on the end of it's bill,their on the base so he wouldn't suffocate at all.
    Only one bird has it's nostrils on the end of it's bill/beak.
    Guess who.
    Kiwi

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