Alcohol, the cause, and answer to all problems

[Ocean1]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stroh

Stroh Rum

80%
t'was an interesting night, once i remembered

That's 80% content, not proof.

Is that still legal there?

I first came across it on a Top Deck tour. The driver, the courier, me and 17 women. The girls all ordered one at the bar, but only half of them drank it. That's all I remember.

I was on the piste bright and early next day so it can't have been too bad for the body...

[tri boy]

Trying to get from the bonfire back to my tent,
Circa1982/3/4/5...............................
Bloody cold kiwis.

[SMOKEU]

SWIM made some green dragon by mixing 60%ABV neutral spirit with a large quantity of cannabis leaf. SWIM said after 3-4 shots, they got tipsy from the alcohol, and moderately body stoned. SWIM said it was quite entertaining to watch their mates become almost fully legless and just rinse out hard on a couch or the back seat of a car looking fully fucked!

[R650R]

Here's something to make you go stone cold sober... http://www.stuff.co.nz/national/1011...nsented-to-sex
Wonder if outcome would have been same had complainant been a woman...

[Big Dog]

Here's something to make you go stone cold sober... http://www.stuff.co.nz/national/1011...nsented-to-sex
Wonder if outcome would have been same had complainant been a woman...

What would be proper etiquette should you find your self so compromised? Take it on the chin? Or rather let him take it on the chin?
Close your eyes and think of someone hot?
Make a mental note not to drink so much next time?
Deliver the good news about your change of heart with a knuckle sandwich?
Politely excuse yourself?

Most have had at least one coyote, or been the coyote. Heads up, if you have had more than one night stand under the influence and you have not had one you have been one. Do the rules change just because you hooked up with a dude?

Are the rules different if it was a two girls?
Why?

Is it not a bigger issue that he was being unfaithful? If not why no if gay marriage is ok?

Would he have still changed his mind if the other dude was any good?
Would he have changed his mind ins dry spell?

Questions like these are just another reason I don't drink much. I'd hate to find myself in such a state without prior knowledge of the proper etiquette.


Stupid phone / Tapatalk, apologies in advance.

[R650R]

So another young life wasted by alcohol.

If we can jail passengers and drivers of boy racer cars when the other car racing it crashes, surely it's time to charge everyone else at a party with manslaughter when someone binges to an alcohol poisoning death....

[scumdog]

So another young life wasted by alcohol.

If we can jail passengers and drivers of boy racer cars when the other car racing it crashes, surely it's time to charge everyone else at a party with manslaughter when someone binges to an alcohol poisoning death....

Dropping the so-called 'drinking age' to 18 years was a cluster-fuck manipulated by the booze-barons.

Note that the kiddie-booze sugar-laced shit appeared about then (Codys, Mud-slides etc).

All to target the 'younger drinker'.

[Brian d marge]

oh dear , I may have one or two to tell....

RG Gamma , tapped out , on that big long straight , near little river ... round the corner bit of frame flex hehehehehe I though , do that again ......went back

pinned it ,,drifted the rear ,,,,,,


then the rear hit the wet grass ,,,,,,,, and over we went ,,,, at or about 100kph.......

one side of the bike looked ok , the other side was munted

luckily the owner was a nice guy , I bled like a stuck pig all night , till the akaroa nurse patched me up......

the miserable moo

Stephen

[Oscar]

Drunk enough that I thought I could ride a (brand new) YZ465 at 2am in the 'burbs.
Got a hundred yards, mostly on the back wheel, no helmet and shorts on - the only reason I'm still here is I forgot to turn the gas ON and the choke OFF.
Woke up the next morning with a torn calf muscle which I didn't feel at the time when i slipped on the first attempt to kick start (or maybe it kicked back, I don't recall) - bothers me to this day.

My mates had me and the bike inside and the light off before the cops arrived...

[scumdog]

Honda 750 4 in the '70s

In T-shirt, short and unlaced leather boots - might have even put a helmet on.

Tapped-out in first 4 gears in a 50kph area in town.

Only luck saved a lot of us. (And a lack of traffic)

[Brian d marge]

Confessions of an alcoholic

ahh fk it Ill just do a list it will be quicker
bike Status reason;

Suzuki A100 written off , pissed and looking at a birds tits , car in front stopped

Honda Xl motosport written off back from party 2am forgot to have headlight on ....6mnths in wheelchair

CB360 written off Partying all day then went to a uni gig ,,, old lady jumped lights , bike into side of car , me into a shop window

A couple of cars into trees and one on its end in a drainage ditch ,,,, ( the bloody Hilltop was closed , so I tried to do a u turn ,,,)

ten years as a London DR , often pissed , and or stoned , may bikes came and went ....

Some notable exceptions,

Fighting at a party , went through window , free b and B at her majesty’s pleasure

Working at Honda in London , borrowed test bike Honda Bros , went to pub ....went home ..next morning picked up from my house for another stay at her majesty’s pleasure ... something about failure to stop and resisting arrest ....( dumb fker could catch me thats all )


Mini bike race down some stairs in a house in Camden North London didnt end well ......crappy workmanship on the stair well I think was the cause .....

Then I moved to Japan ......

been a good boy since then ,,,,

bent me nose a bit on some dumb arsed American forehead ......6 months ago

Woke up in the Nick after me and this jap fella hit the whiskey ,,,That was an expensive night lost my shoe ,,,,,,

Yup , since Ive been married , ive been kinda a good boy ....though me boy was on me case for arriving home with a beer glass in me pocket


Stephen

[Brian d marge]

Drunk enough that I thought I could ride a (brand new) YZ465 at 2am in the 'burbs.
Got a hundred yards, mostly on the back wheel, no helmet and shorts on - the only reason I'm still here is I forgot to turn the gas ON and the choke OFF.
Woke up the next morning with a torn calf muscle which I didn't feel at the time when i slipped on the first attempt to kick start (or maybe it kicked back, I don't recall) - bothers me to this day.

My mates had me and the bike inside and the light off before the cops arrived...

Loved those things ... a bit peaky though

Stephen

[Tazz]

Are all new riders born to be mild?
I know aunties with more entertaining recalls.
Is the gen y/z/whatever a bunch of pussies or what?
(keep ya drug stories, it ended when acid died out) or not.....

Young dudes still have plenty of stories and get up to enough shit, they're just not so old they feel like looking back on it all yet

Acid died out?

[FJRider]

Post your best memory.

I have NO memory of such instances of drunken incidents of my misfortune ...

Such are the benefit of consuming excess alcohol ...

AND ... if no pictures were taken (or produced/survived) ... it didn't happen ..

[unstuck]

Acid died out?

Still alive and going strong, I highly recommend a strawberry.


Oh yeah, FUCK ALCOHOL.