It's just Business!

**feistyredhead** · 3rd September 2005, 11:41

On their wedding night, the young bride approached
her new husband and asked for $20.00 for their first
lovemaking encounter. In his highly aroused state
her husband readily agreed.

This scenario was repeated each time they made love,
for the next 30 years, with him thinking that it was
a cute way for her to afford new clothes and other
incidentals that she needed.

Arriving home around noon one day, she was surprised
to find her husband in a very drunken state. During
the next few minutes, he explained that his employer
was going through a process of corporate downsizing,
and he had been let go. It was unlikely that at the
age of 55, he'd be able to find another position
that paid anywhere near what he'd been earning, and
therefore, they were financially ruined.

Calmly, his wife handed him a bank book which showed
thirty years of deposits and interest totaling nearly $1 million.
Then she showed him certificates of deposits issued
by the bank which were worth over $2 million, and
informed him that they were one of the largest
depositors in the bank. She explained that for the
30 years she had charged him for sex, these holdings
had multiplied and these were the results of her
savings and investments.

Faced with evidence of cash and investments worth
over $3 million, her husband was so astounded he
could barely speak, but finally he found his voice
and blurted out, "If I'd had any idea what you were
doing, I would have given you all my business!"

THAT'S WHEN SHE SHOT HIM!

You know, sometimes, men just don't know when to
keep their mouths shut...

**placidfemme** · 3rd September 2005, 11:58

You know what they say aye... (this is a little off topic)

When you first start sleeping with someone put a bean into a jar, and do this everytime you have sex, then once you get married, everytime you have sex, remove a bean from the jar... apparantly... for the rest of the marriage you'll never empty the jar...