Results 1 to 12 of 12

Thread: Sarcasm expert wanted

  1. #1
    Join Date
    10th September 2008 - 21:23
    Bike
    Yamaha XV250
    Location
    te awamutu
    Posts
    2,214
    Blog Entries
    9

    Sarcasm expert wanted

    Really!! Uncle sam wants someone to develop a programme to detect sarcasm from ' real ' attitudes. Should be someone on KB who would fit the bill.

    http://www.nzherald.co.nz/world/news...ectid=11269093
    " Rule books are for the Guidance of the Wise, and the Obedience of Fools"

  2. #2
    Join Date
    6th May 2012 - 10:41
    Bike
    invisibike
    Location
    pulling a sick mono
    Posts
    6,054
    Blog Entries
    4
    yeah, im sure!

  3. #3
    Join Date
    25th January 2008 - 17:56
    Bike
    Africa Twin! 2018 all the fruit!
    Location
    New Zealand
    Posts
    4,354
    Ah, too cool Akz! they'd never believe you after this!
    Na, no one here on Kb could be that smart.
    Every day above ground is a good day!:

  4. #4
    Join Date
    19th November 2007 - 13:39
    Bike
    1994 Triumph Trophy 1200
    Location
    All over NZ
    Posts
    2,369
    just yanking themselves again


    Quote Jan 2020 Posted by Katman

    Life would be so much easier if you addressed questions with a simple answer.

  5. #5
    Join Date
    31st March 2005 - 02:18
    Bike
    CB919, 1090R, R1200GSA
    Location
    East Aucks
    Posts
    10,499
    Blog Entries
    140
    That's brilliant!
    Quote Originally Posted by Jane Omorogbe from UK MSN on the KTM990SM
    It's barking mad and if it doesn't turn you into a complete loon within half an hour of cocking a leg over the lofty 875mm seat height, I'll eat my Arai.

  6. #6
    Join Date
    3rd March 2008 - 19:08
    Bike
    Custom Nifty-Fiity. SR71
    Location
    Hamilton
    Posts
    382

    Nothing to fear? Nothing to hide.

    Yeah, right ( sarcastically )
    Quote Originally Posted by Akzle View Post
    i just slammed my cock in the car door. Im going to complain to holden, as they didnt put a sign on the door advising me to either wear pants, or avoid slamming it on my penis.
    Fucksake. Hang yourself.

  7. #7
    Join Date
    24th September 2008 - 01:32
    Bike
    a shiny new(ish) one
    Location
    Dunedin
    Posts
    3,650
    sounds like whatever method they have of screening information in search for threats is at risk of getting overwhelmed, so they want to filter out the less relevant.

  8. #8
    Join Date
    17th July 2003 - 23:37
    Bike
    CB1300
    Location
    Tuakau
    Posts
    4,796
    Quote Originally Posted by tigertim20 View Post
    sounds like whatever method they have of screening information in search for threats is at risk of getting overwhelmed, so they want to filter out the less relevant.
    So your saying they want to automatically screen all irrelevant traffic? Have made that public? And out of decency terrorists will not use sarcasm as new enigma code?


    Stupid phone / Tapatalk, apologies in advance.

  9. #9
    Join Date
    6th May 2008 - 14:15
    Bike
    She resents being called a bike
    Location
    Wellllie
    Posts
    1,494
    Blog Entries
    3
    Adding context to the internet eh. We know you better than you do Vat a vaste off time.
    I didn't think!!! I experimented!!!

  10. #10
    Join Date
    17th April 2011 - 14:39
    Bike
    Honda VF750f.
    Location
    Nelson
    Posts
    4,330
    Now that is a really awesome idea. Why has no one thought of this sooner, absolutely brilliant.
    For a man is a slave to whatever has mastered him. Keep an open mind, just dont let your brains fall out.

  11. #11
    Join Date
    9th May 2008 - 21:23
    Bike
    A
    Location
    B
    Posts
    2,547
    Sounds just as much a gravy train as the whole global warming is caused by man myth. Does it stop outside my door? And can I obtain a ticket on-board?

  12. #12
    Join Date
    25th June 2012 - 11:56
    Bike
    Daelim VL250 Daystar
    Location
    Pyongyang
    Posts
    2,657
    They'll be shitting bricks when that system goes live...

    "Sir we just found out that the 80% of public who support the war were just being sarcastic, that means 80% of the public hate us..."
    "And that Jon Stewart fella on Daily show wasn't being funny sarcastic, he was just reporting how stupid we are"

    And just wait till they find the WMD factory of Sarcasm that fuels a whole nation of sarcastic comedians...


Thread Information

Users Browsing this Thread

There are currently 1 users browsing this thread. (0 members and 1 guests)

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •