Sarcasm expert wanted

[awa355]

Really!! Uncle sam wants someone to develop a programme to detect sarcasm from ' real ' attitudes. Should be someone on KB who would fit the bill.

http://www.nzherald.co.nz/world/news...ectid=11269093

[Akzle]

yeah, im sure!

[caseye]

Ah, too cool Akz! they'd never believe you after this!
Na, no one here on Kb could be that smart.

[Murray]

just yanking themselves again

[Gremlin]

That's brilliant!

[Damantis]

Yeah, right ( sarcastically )

[tigertim20]

sounds like whatever method they have of screening information in search for threats is at risk of getting overwhelmed, so they want to filter out the less relevant.

[Big Dog]

sounds like whatever method they have of screening information in search for threats is at risk of getting overwhelmed, so they want to filter out the less relevant.

So your saying they want to automatically screen all irrelevant traffic? Have made that public? And out of decency terrorists will not use sarcasm as new enigma code?


Stupid phone / Tapatalk, apologies in advance.

[mashman]

Adding context to the internet eh. We know you better than you do Vat a vaste off time.

[unstuck]

Now that is a really awesome idea. Why has no one thought of this sooner, absolutely brilliant.

[caspernz]

Sounds just as much a gravy train as the whole global warming is caused by man myth. Does it stop outside my door? And can I obtain a ticket on-board?

[R650R]

They'll be shitting bricks when that system goes live...

"Sir we just found out that the 80% of public who support the war were just being sarcastic, that means 80% of the public hate us..."
"And that Jon Stewart fella on Daily show wasn't being funny sarcastic, he was just reporting how stupid we are"

And just wait till they find the WMD factory of Sarcasm that fuels a whole nation of sarcastic comedians...