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    sTRANGE dAYS

    I got to work this morning, and around mid-morning had a "job" to do, as you do.

    It was then that I discovered that my boxers were on inside out.

    My first thought was, "Cool. Now walk out in front of a bus, just so you can have one final joke on the medicos."

    Med: " Yep they were clean. Musta listened to his Mum."

    Med2: "Bet she drank while she was pregnant though."

    Med: " Whaddya mean?"

    Med2: "Silly fucker had them on inside out!"
    If a man is alone in the woods and there isn't a woke Hollywood around to call him racist, is he still white?



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    Um Jim --go take your meds mate
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    Hmmm. Ambiguity. Probably why I don't wear boxers...
    "Standing on your mother's corpse you told me that you'd wait forever." [Bryan Adams: Summer of 69]

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hitcher
    Hmmm. Ambiguity. Probably why I don't wear boxers...
    Going commando?
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    if you have a face afterwards well... that depends how you act...

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    Pease dont encourage him
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    Death cometh sooner or late
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    Than facing fearful odds
    For the ashes of his fathers
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    not a freeballer ?
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    My mate got all the way to work (on a very wet morning) and when he took his waterproofs off he found he had his pyjama pants still on. Needless to say he wasnt a morning person and it provided some good material for my 'bestman' speech at his wedding.

    Nice one Jim btw.
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    Quote Originally Posted by skelstar
    My mate got all the way to work (on a very wet morning) and when he took his waterproofs off he found he had his pyjama pants still on. Needless to say he wasnt a morning person and it provided some good material for my 'bestman' speech at his wedding.

    Nice one Jim btw.
    I'd be really worried if I found I was wearing nothing but my pyjamas under my leggings - I sleep in my underwear (I know, TMFI!) Worrying thing is that I am also not a "morning person"
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    free flowin.. only way to go.. saves on washing too

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    Quote Originally Posted by bugjuice
    free flowin.. only way to go.. saves on washing too
    Just watch out for the zip and Velcro is definitely out!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wolf
    I sleep in my underwear (I know, TMFI!) Worrying thing is that I am also not a "morning person"
    You sleep with clothes on? How.. barbaric.
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    Quote Originally Posted by LiasTZ
    You sleep with clothes on? How.. barbaric.
    Please don't come to work with nothing but what you wore to bed under your leggings...
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    Or nothing on and inside out.
    If a man is alone in the woods and there isn't a woke Hollywood around to call him racist, is he still white?



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    I work from home so usually slob around in tracksuit pants and teeshirts. I got cold the other day so put on a sweatshirt. When my husband came home he started laughing and pointed out I had my sweatshirt on backwards! No wonder it felt a little odd around the neck!

    I did once put a pair of knickers on in an odd way - I had one leg through the waist opening and the other through one leg - and was wondering why they were so tight around the waist!
    Yes, I am pedantic about spelling and grammar so get used to it!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Beemer
    I did once put a pair of knickers on in an odd way...
    I wonder if there will be as many people unsubscribing to this thread now as there will be people subscribing...
    "If life gives you a shit sandwich..." someone please complete this expression

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