Fricking mossy hasn't stumped up with surveillance pics................Originally Posted by scumdog
it's Friday night mofos - start ranting!
Can we arrange a hit............
Anorak
Fricking mossy hasn't stumped up with surveillance pics................it's Friday night mofos - start ranting!
Can we arrange a hit............
Kinky is using a feather. Perverted is using the whole chicken
Forum whore
So I got passed today by a super trucker. You know the kind, full noise in the hammer lane. Soft or flat tyre on a drive axle, called him on the Charlie Baker and got more or less dismissed for my words of caution. I was really really pissed when it took another four minutes before the tyre carrying all the weight on that end went pop and scattered bits of tyre all over the road... Now I don't often laugh at my fellow truckers but this tosspot got the big beep beep and a big grin from this fella.
Suppose you all reckon I shoulda stopped and laughed at him up close for being a wise ass??
Forum whore
I received my e-mail, didn't you get yours?Fricking mossy hasn't stumped up with surveillance pics................
Can we arrange a hit............
I am therefore I do
Well I'm really fucked off with that poltergeist/Leprechaun cunt, which I only catch a glimpse of when I'm looking for something I cant find & that is really important in the overall scheme of things.....
and I hear the bastards malicious laughter as I swear & curse my way around the place & the cats are running in all directions. The missus is saying calm down & yeah like saying calm down is really going to help in my present rage as she never loses shit & the leprechaun has the hots for her anyway.
And its all to do with some righteous cunt who's being a cunt by making it difficult to cross his land on the way to where I want to go & its taken 20 fucking phone calls to all & sundry all over the show & having to listen for far to long to shit music while waiting for some cunt in an office somewhere to finish their Latte .
And now after all thatthe piece of paper that had the phone number of the person who was going to make it all better has been maliciously disappeared by that little prick.
Or its the missus...
Moblie chicane
I got nothing to rant about, so I shall dig deep.
Nah, nothing. Does that mean I am happy? Wtf.
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Slapper?
Worse than happy...methinks your sober
Be the person your dog thinks you are...
Bogeyman
Perhaps sir should would be better suited to this: http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/sh...to-be-cheerful
Go soothingly on the grease mud, as there lurks the skid demon
Moblie chicane
I am too. Only had a couple as I need to function tomorrow as a fucking pipe burst in our fucking ceiling while we were on fucking holiday in fucking Canada. So we are living in a fucking motel while the insurance company fixes our fucking fucked house!Worse than happy...methinks your sober
Rant achieved!
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Forum whore
You said you had nuthin to rant about?!? Thou doth lie
I am therefore I do
Have a snickers Bro....
Moblie chicane
Well I am getting my whole house renovated as a result of said pipe bursting, so its kinda bitter sweet.You said you had nuthin to rant about?!? Thou doth lie
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Loud and Uncouth
We get that sort of shit down here - but in an older house like ours with piss-poor insulation the pipes don't get cold enough to freeze.
Frikkin' good eh!
Winding up drongos, foil hat wearers and over sensitive KBers for over 14,000 posts...........
" Life is not a rehearsal, it's as happy or miserable as you want to make it"
Forum whore
Listen here! This sort of positive thinking just makes me wanna have another scotch, so cut it out!!
Slapper?
You need to fire up the coffee table at night mate...just to keep the chill off.We get that sort of shit down here - but in an older house like ours with piss-poor insulation the pipes don't get cold enough to freeze.
Frikkin' good eh!
Be the person your dog thinks you are...
Moblie chicane
The trick is to fuck off for a month n turn off your hot water cylinder to save power. Then all you need is a massive freeze like we had (apparently, i was in 30deg heatWe get that sort of shit down here - but in an older house like ours with piss-poor insulation the pipes don't get cold enough to freeze.
Frikkin' good eh!) a few weeks back and BOOM, frozen pipe causing the ceiling to collapse and putting the whole 120sqm house under a few cms of water.
Fuck it, time for another vodka.
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