Friday Night Rants?

[neels]

So not sure about all this malaysia airlines carry on, all a bit unlucky but a bit of a stretch to start making connections for news purposes

Then there are those calling for an inquiry into MH370, if the worlds combined search and rescue resources can't find rhe damn thing what the hell is a room full of career beaurecrats going to achieve.

Perhaps they're thinking of getting international rescue out of retirementand sending thunderbird 4 down for a look, if it gets desperate the could always call in stingray as reinforcements

[unstuck]

These last few pages have been the best thing I have read for fucking ages. Cheers guys.
Feeling slightly miffed though, been to the moonshiners a couple of times now, and no fucker has offered me a cow, bovine or otherwise, they must save em for the out of towners.

[dangerous]

Fuck that's a funny line, wait til the ginga sees THAT!

FUCK OFF... i QUITE

I know that ya dumb fuck..shuddupyou still riding that tractor and if so any chance you worked out how to fit the motor in the right way,only one ive ever ridden made me feel seasick every time i had to stop at a set of lights.

Ohhhh, look... I dont mind the dumb fuck comment hell theres a few that will agree with ya, but the tractor comment man, thats personal Id never offend your slime green rice slug with bad tast go slower bits... HEY check out the vid at the top of my FB page 98, now thats a well groomed tractor

These last few pages have been the best thing I have read for fucking ages. Cheers guys.
Feeling slightly miffed though, been to the moonshiners a couple of times now, and no fucker has offered me a cow, bovine or otherwise, they must save em for the out of towners.

yeah just as SD started the thread... see we still got it
last I heard the publican married her, the offspring now terrerising the Cluther po po in their VF Valeano and PB6's

[oldrider]

Soft as fuck him T,its his mrs i feel sorry for eh,indeed a women of calibre and having to carry him through lifes long journey must get tiresome at times.

Don't bother coming up the valley for a ride today 98tls if you're feeling frisky, it started snowing this morning and is settling but may not hang around long!

[pritch]

Speaking of queues, why the fuck do old people line up at the bank and use the teller to get $20 dollars out of their account, when their is a perfectly good ATM machine outside. Its not like its new technology, ATMs have been around for 30 odd years. They have had ample time to learn how to use them.

Well for some pensioners the bank teller and the checkout girl might be the only people they talk to all week. For all you know some of them might be retired IT Managers and know more about technology than you, but a visit to the ATM would cut their human contacts in half. I'm lucky though, I've got all you delightful KBers to chat to.

I used to hate going to the supermarket on pension day, old buggers blocking the way with their trolleys while they chat to their mates. Now I'm doing it.
And loving it!

[Drew]

Now I'm doing it.
And loving it!

Clearly, we need another thread. "Friday night rants, about pritch and his fucken old cronies"!

[Ocean1]

Well for some pensioners the bank teller and the checkout girl might be the only people they talk to all week. For all you know some of them might be retired IT Managers and know more about technology than you, but a visit to the ATM would cut their human contacts in half. I'm lucky though, I've got all you delightful KBers to chat to.

I used to hate going to the supermarket on pension day, old buggers blocking the way with their trolleys while they chat to their mates. Now I'm doing it.
And loving it!

....Shopping trolley. There's another device desperately crying out for some form of hugely overkill motive power.

Suggestions? Aaand what have I got handy...

[ellipsis]

....Shopping trolley. There's another device desperately crying out for some form of hugely overkill motive power.

Suggestions? Aaand what have I got handy...

...something a little prettier than Drew's I hope...

[Drew]

...something a little prettier than Drew's I hope...

Fuck you, it's meant to look like that!

[Berries]

FUCK OFF... i QUITE

Quite often your spelling is nothing short of atrocious, but that is quite funny.

[unstuck]

....Shopping trolley. There's another device desperately crying out for some form of hugely overkill motive power.

Suggestions? Aaand what have I got handy...

V8 of course.

[buggerit]

Quite often your spelling is nothing short of atrocious, but that is quite dangerish.

fixed that for ya

[oldrider]

Clearly, we need another thread. "Friday night rants, about pritch and his fucken old cronies"!

Yeah, well count me in ... I will even accept the "fucken old cronie" title!

[Ocean1]

V8 of course.

Well, I had more of a sleeper in mind, y'know?

That'd be fuckin easy, bit limited on actual opportunities for use but...

[Ocean1]

Well, I had more of a sleeper in mind, y'know?

That'd be fuckin easy, bit limited on actual opportunities for use but...

And then I thought: Fuckit, nancy safety culture is killing all the fun. What are they gunna do to a bunch of 70yo desperados with more horsepower than sense and waayyyy too much free time?

Lock us up?

I don't think so.



Now, where's the bits for me mobility scooter....