Friday Night Rants?

[unstuck]

Depends on what you doing... If it digging drains you should kill yourself now

Mostly putting in pipes for traveling irrigators and some cable work. Guy has been on at me for a while, but I kept putting him off. So the bastard goes and buys a new Komatsu Excavator(fuck you akzel) and tempts me with more dollars, and I have always been a bit of a whore, so I accepted.

[unstuck]

if its for the forestry unstuck they do mobile testing now.......

Fuck the forestry Husa, been there done that. Boring as paint drying unless your on a decent skidder on some decent hills.

[Kornholio]

Mostly putting in pipes for traveling irrigators and some cable work. Guy has been on at me for a while, but I kept putting him off. So the bastard goes and buys a new Komatsu Excavator(fuck you akzel) and tempts me with more dollars, and I have always been a bit of a whore, so I accepted.

What the fuck is an 'excavator'? sounds like something Aucklanders would use.... could be a bit monotonous but meh new gear and good bucks is all good ... Suck it up I say

[unstuck]

What the fuck is an 'excavator'? sounds like something Aucklanders would use.... could be a bit monotonous but meh new gear and good bucks is all good ... Suck it up I say

Yeah, thats what she is saying too.

I dont mind the challenge of figuring out how to get the pipe in and I like doing farm water schemes, but I am kinda getting used to being my own boss and working from home. But we need a new bathroom and a DR.

[98tls]

Just got rid of some go kart wheels and tires too, just kept the CR500 motor that was on it.

Best mate when i was living down your way put a TT500 motor in a go-cart,brillant thing it was.Think hes still down there and has a very tasty XY ute tucked away 351 etc etc.

[husaberg]

Mostly putting in pipes for traveling irrigators and some cable work. Guy has been on at me for a while, but I kept putting him off. So the bastard goes and buys a new Komatsu Excavator(fuck you akzel) and tempts me with more dollars, and I have always been a bit of a whore, so I accepted.

Putting in water pipes and stuff is that on the level

[Rashika]

Soft as fuck him T,its his mrs i feel sorry for eh,indeed a women of calibre and having to carry him through lifes long journey must get tiresome at times.

I know, it is honestly bloody hard work at times. Care to help with that?

[98tls]

I know, it is honestly bloody hard work at times. Care to help with that?

Na mate its all yours.Done a good job so far.

[Rashika]

Na mate its all yours.Done a good job so far.

Well i try, but it's next to impossible. I mean he still cant even spell "i quit" yet, sheesh!

[98tls]

Well i try, but it's next to impossible. I mean he still cant even spell "i quit" yet, sheesh!

Yea noticed that last night and was going to ask "i quite" what? but then rembered i understand Darrallnese....

[husaberg]

I find my general apathy is not allowing me to rant effectively.............

[Akzle]

I find my general faggotry is not allowing me to rant effectively.............

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[husaberg]

nah the commonwealth games are a bit boring.

But if you did save up all the chips on our shoulders you could make yourself a new plywood floor for you caravan.

[Berries]

nah the commonwealth games are a bit boring.

Talking of which.

I saw some highlights in the pub at lunch. Fucking bagpipes before every medal ceremony. And men not in kilts but in non tartan skirts like Cock Wang or whatever its name is. I lived in Aberdeen for a few years but put up with the pipes because I was in Scotland. Then I end up in fucking Dunedin which is more Scottish than fucking Scotland. Flatting next to a cunt with bagpipes. And one who couldn't play - I know they all sound like they can't play, but after so long you can tell.

So anyway, the only bright side is that NZ are shit and there won't be too many medal ceremonies being shown over here.

A biology graduate student went to Borneo to take some samples for his thesis work. He flew there and found a guide with a canoe to take him up the river to the remote site where he would make his collections. About noon on the second day of travel up the river they began to hear drums. Being a city boy by nature, the biologist was disturbed by this. He asked the guide, "What are those drums?"

The guide turned to him and said, "Drums Ok, but Very Bad when they stop."

Well the biologist settled down a little at this, and things went reasonably well for about two weeks. Then, just as they were packing up the camp to leave, the drums suddenly stopped! This hit the biologist like a ton of bricks (to coin a phrase), and he yelled at his guide, "The drums have stopped! What happens now?"

The guide crouched down, covered his head with his hands and said, "Bagpipe Solo!"

All bagpipes should die.

[Erelyes]

All bagpipes should die.

The wanker that plays them in town during cruise ship season doesn't even play any actual tunes, he just fucks around. Funnily enough, I'd say no-one is driven up the wall more in our workplace than the Scot.