Friday Night Rants?

[sidecar bob]

A few years ago in this town, you could head into town on a Saturday morning & get a decent down home feed of bacon & fried eggs from some homies that we're keeping it real.
Now everybody has a chalk board & a fashion beard & they put fuckin grass on top of the bacon, & the coffee has four different names.
Fuck you Aucklanders.

[Maha]

A few years ago in this town, you could head into town on a Saturday morning & get a decent down home feed of bacon & fried eggs from some homies that we're keeping it real.
Now everybody has a chalk board & a fashion beard & they put fuckin grass on top of the bacon, & the coffee has four different names.
Fuck you Aucklanders.

That place down a bit and across from BAYRIDE is a decent feed for little out outlay, Aucklanders you wont see.

[husaberg]

the coffee has four different names.
Fuck you Aucklanders.

That's three, isn't it.

[ellipsis]

That's three, isn't it.

...depends really...doesn't it!...

[Moi]

A few years ago in this town, you could head into town on a Saturday morning & get a decent down home feed of bacon & fried eggs from some homies that we're keeping it real.
Now everybody has a chalk board & a fashion beard & they put fuckin grass on top of the bacon, & the coffee has four different names.
Fuck you Aucklanders.

You could always drink this...

[Grumph]

well... 3 beers and 2 whiskys and I was asleep, been a week n half.
Anyway, we actually had rain yesterday fuck we need it aye BUT WTF is it with people/drivers... 1st bit of rain in months and they all freak the fuck out 70k on the open rd not moving at intersections, fuk me its just water...

So, ginger hit in...
disclaimer, not for ears... ah eyes...

The thing is I got a new colarado this week and its a bit more potent than the old rodeo, as I passed the 2 cars on the inside it lit up in the wet and I snaked all the way drifting side ways to the merge... fuck that was cool but man did it rark a few drivers up LOL... yeah what a cock I am, but I beat em all home.

Well, now you've scrubbed the rears in anyway...
There's something about that bloody corner, within about a 1km radius of it, you see the worst driving in Chch - and that's saying something.
Personally, I avoid it. Go Buchanans Rd to dodge the whole bloody Hornby mess.

[Akzle]

cunt fuck motherfucker. first, i leave my coffee grinder on site, leaving me to grind beans by hand like some kind of fucking animal, or worse, actual darkie.

THEN i go and fucking leave my beans at home when I get there.

tis a spiteful god...

[Voltaire]

A few years ago in this town, you could head into town on a Saturday morning & get a decent down home feed of bacon & fried eggs from some homies that we're keeping it real.
Now everybody has a chalk board & a fashion beard & they put fuckin grass on top of the bacon, & the coffee has four different names.
Fuck you Aucklanders.

Your Welcome, nice to see the 1990s has arrived in our new South Auckland Port Town.
Thanks for housing all our rich pensioners, makes driving here a bit easier.

[Moi]

Your Welcome, nice to see the 1990s has arrived in our new South Auckland Port Town.
Thanks for housing all our rich pensioners, makes driving here a bit easier.

So that's what that place is called...

As for the rich pensioners... we've decided to stay in Auckland... nice wee villa in a heritage area... walk everywhere... car might do 1000km between six-monthly WoFs...

[mossy1200]

The Mods should take this thread away and only unleash it on Fridays if we have behaved during the week.

[Moi]

The Mods should take this thread away and only unleash it on Fridays if we have behaved during the week.

Spoil sport...

[Drew]

The Mods should take this thread away and only unleash it on Fridays if we have behaved during the week.

It's our rebellion against Johnny law. Fuck up.

[Grumph]

More of a saturday night rant...
What is it with people who move to a quiet country village for the lifestyle then keep the entire bloody village up with a party....The bass is up so loud that my bloody house is jumping - and i'm 200 yards away. There is no escape from it.
They've already had two visits from the council noise people - and disregarded them...Now well past the local time limit for noise. And an illegal open fire outside too.

Job for tomorrow is to find out who the landlord is of that property. Last lot we had like this, the landlord really didn't like getting calls at midnight about his tenants....

Lets see if the leaving crowd starts doing skids around the village - that should get the hosts tarred and feathered.

[Akzle]

More of a saturday night rant...
What is it with people who move to a quiet country village for the lifestyle then keep the entire bloody village up with a party....The bass is up so loud that my bloody house is jumping - and i'm 200 yards away. There is no escape from it.
They've already had two visits from the council noise people - and disregarded them...Now well past the local time limit for noise. And an illegal open fire outside too.

Job for tomorrow is to find out who the landlord is of that property. Last lot we had like this, the landlord really didn't like getting calls at midnight about his tenants....

Lets see if the leaving crowd starts doing skids around the village - that should get the hosts tarred and feathered.

if it's a rare occasion then your just an old git.
if its a regular, then proceed.
phone the 111 about the fire too, they dont always, but will bill them for wasting time if it's a regular.

[Voltaire]

So that's what that place is called...

As for the rich pensioners... we've decided to stay in Auckland... nice wee villa in a heritage area... walk everywhere... car might do 1000km between six-monthly WoFs...

I'm over Auckland, neigh on gridlocked traffic, fucked by weak governance for younger people by Politicians who are only interested in themselves.
Once all the Baby Boomers have shuffled of to that great Harley Accessory shop in the sky things should settle down.