Friday Night Rants?

**mossy1200** · 16th September 2016, 19:49

I either give too many fucks about something or I don't give any fucks

I can't seem to find a middle ground for moderate fuck distribution

**dangerous** · 16th September 2016, 19:50

Originally Posted by husaberg

I would have thought, your knob, would be a rant in itself.
Cheers....

yeah but... no ones got all night to read bout that...

Originally Posted by Grumph

Two points

I don't believe you had just got laid.

How many times do i have to tell you to go home another way and avoid that shithouse run through Hornby ?

shit you old folk are hard work... My lay was in Hornby, so I had no way round it... besides the alternative is main west coast rd, and thats worse, was dobed into the boss by some silly cow that wouldent pass a milk tanker so I did... last monday

**scumdog** · 16th September 2016, 20:14

Originally Posted by dangerous

the human being...

a selfish gready cunt...

BUT NOOOOO he tooted waved his hands about... shit sorry dude we lost about 2m of distance but will soon make that up, no one died or had there tea put in the bin cos he was late home...
The human, what a cock sucking fuck of a race we are becomming... lifes to short people get the fuck over it

Must spread rep blah-blah.

Yep, yumans, dumb as a drunk slater some of them.....

**Akzle** · 16th September 2016, 20:40

Originally Posted by dangerous

yeah but... no ones got all night to read bout that...

ohhh. i'd bet he's going to spend all night thinking about it...

**neels** · 16th September 2016, 20:46

Oh dear god, they've started singing now.....

My ears, my poor ears.

**dangerous** · 16th September 2016, 20:51

Originally Posted by neels

Oh dear god, they've started singing now.....

My ears, my poor ears.

let me guess... Fe n L on the turps LOL

**neels** · 16th September 2016, 20:56

Originally Posted by dangerous

let me guess... Fe n L on the turps LOL

You always were a very perceptive chap mr D.

Time for more beer.......to dull the pain of that..... and having to stump up the $$ for 4 new tyres on the krautwagon this week, as well as a tyre for the shitbox to replace the one with a nail in the sidewall. Fucking machines costing me money

**dangerous** · 16th September 2016, 20:59

Originally Posted by neels

You always were a very perceptive chap mr D.

Time for more beer.......to dull the pain of that..... and having to stump up the $$ for 4 new tyres on the krautwagon this week, as well as a tyre for the shitbox to replace the one with a nail in the sidewall. Fucking machines costing me money

tiz the start of the rally season N... mt cook next month magpie month after... get the Duk ready forget the cages...

**neels** · 16th September 2016, 21:13

Originally Posted by dangerous

tiz the start of the rally season N... mt cook next month magpie month after... get the Duk ready forget the cages...

yeah, the bloody spaghetti bike needs a service as well

Having a look to see if I can make Mt Cook work, haven't been to that one.

**eldog** · 16th September 2016, 21:29

Originally Posted by dangerous

we lost about 2m of distance

you don't have it on your own. See it every morning and night. The effort others put in to get ahead by another car length, and stress they put themselves under. If only they looked ahead they can see the traffic is stopped just ahead.

found just going with the flow, chilling out on my travels has made things go much easier.
same with riding me bike, don't really care when I get where I am going, it's the journey and the people I am with/going to meet that is important. Can always go faster at a race track.

Hope the weather improves over the weekend so I can go for a ride....

**Black Knight** · 20th September 2016, 09:24

Fucken NZTA,bastards etc.I have a 30 year old 400cc bike and when getting a warrant the other day it was noticed that NZTA had it listed as 249cc-obviously a typo from when they switched to digital.Simple thought I,a quick phone call and get them to correct their error.No fucken way mate,have to fill out a form and supply manufactures spec sheet etc showing that model is a 400cc.But says I,have a look at your LAMS list and you will clearly see its a 400-Nah,you need to fill in the form and supply info-Right says I,what about this then,I have two of these bikes,pull up rego # ***** and see what cc rating that says (it says 398cc)-not interested-gotta fill out the form and supply info.I think it was that time of the month or a man hater.I cannot see why I should be responsible for fixing someone else mistake so I guess my bike will remain at 249cc,maybe ACC levies will will drop to cover bikes up to 250cc sometime in the future and I will have a win.Cunts.

**ellipsis** · 20th September 2016, 09:34

...a mate of mine was renewing his drivers licence...the wankers sent it back to him with a mistake...he didn't have a motorcycle endorsement anymore, instead he had an endorsement to drive a self laying track vehicle...he thought like you, but no...he still has the self laying track endorsement even though he has never been on a dozer or digger in his life and he had to sit his motorcycle licence again and go through the 250cc only bullshit...unbelievable?, No!, very believable when dealing with these kinds of fuckwits...

**neels** · 20th September 2016, 11:59

Originally Posted by ellipsis

...a mate of mine was renewing his drivers licence...the wankers sent it back to him with a mistake...he didn't have a motorcycle endorsement anymore, instead he had an endorsement to drive a self laying track vehicle...he thought like you, but no...he still has the self laying track endorsement even though he has never been on a dozer or digger in his life and he had to sit his motorcycle licence again and go through the 250cc only bullshit...unbelievable?, No!, very believable when dealing with these kinds of fuckwits...

My brother had the same issue with the change from the 'lifetime' paper licence to the photo card, somehow his motorcycle licence disappeared but he gained a new truck class for free, no amount of negotiation with the NZTA people could get it back for him.