Always with the fucking excuses, more horsepower is just always better.Originally Posted by Drew
Bogeyman
Always with the fucking excuses, more horsepower is just always better.
Go soothingly on the grease mud, as there lurks the skid demon
Ta
I didn't build the trailer alright. I'd be freezing the concrete behind the trailer and roasting every cunt in front of the fucker. But it was out of my hands.
Bogeyman
If all else fails, cheat, bung a fucking great LPG heater in there.
Go soothingly on the grease mud, as there lurks the skid demon
Ta
Beside the outdoor, it'd freeze the bottle tap in ten minutes.
Forum whore
I always used a two man approach. One behind/beside the stand and one out in the crowd herding the punters towards the stand.
I mentioned vegetables once, but I think I got away with it...........
Forum whore
Don't mention the bad stuff. Focus on the good stuff. Sales 101. Cha chiiiing.
I mentioned vegetables once, but I think I got away with it...........
Ta
The show is around the westpac stadium.
The crowd does a lap of the place. So everyone has to walk past with a meter or two. Everyone that looks gets engaged.
It's not my first rodeo.
Loud and Uncouth
Not Friday BUT I got stuck behind a mob of Axzles girlfriends/boyfriends in the Waitaki Valley - all 6,000 of them AND they were going in that same direction as us, bike was getting warm by the time we got through the mob. Hell but those Merinos are scatty!
Winding up drongos, foil hat wearers and over sensitive KBers for over 14,000 posts...........
" Life is not a rehearsal, it's as happy or miserable as you want to make it"
Una Storia Italiana
shit man your a country boy you know not to sit behind them... cut a line down the side low n behold if a fuker gets in the way, specially on your thing its like a old NZR's DG
cheers DD
(Definately Dodgy)
Loud and Uncouth
Oh don't worry, we blasted through them, only hit one huntaway but it didn't worry it.
Now at the Omarana pub drinikining up large and getting along with the Arkinsas couple we met -older than most KB members and twice as wise!
Good musi here too!
Winding up drongos, foil hat wearers and over sensitive KBers for over 14,000 posts...........
" Life is not a rehearsal, it's as happy or miserable as you want to make it"
Highway Biker
"older than most KB members and twice as wise"
So they are almost of average intelligence and worthy of dialogue in real life
without the need to wipe their chin.
Worthy find Scummy.
Low personal B.M.E.P.
While I too am hanging in there close to broke...I was once manning a stand at a renewable energy show....Yes, ironic, I'll concede.
Anyway along comes the then co leader of the greens. So old cunning B that I am I got in his ear about the lack of training for Solar installers.
Result - next year out comes a policy for training up the missing people.
The boss wasn't quite so happy - "couldn't you have pushed for more subsidies instead ?"
Sadly the politician in question died soon after that....
Low personal B.M.E.P.
More of a late Saturday night rant....
Came off the ferry at around 8.30pm and headed South. In and around Blenheim struck the local boy racers out for some fun...
Said fun consisted of trying to blind the poor bastards off the ferry by simply driving at me and not dipping headlights...
Given that most seemed to have 100W bloody Halogens it was not fun for me or any others caught up in it.
Any locals able to say if this is normal ?
Forum whore
Typical. Friday night and not a rant in sight.
Not as much fun when your doing it on Rant Night is it?
Blow your rant early im thinking.
I have evolved as a KB member.Now nothing I say should be taken seriously.
Moblie chicane
Got no rants in my tank
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