Friday Night Rants?

[haydes55]

Blardy cagers!

Me in my ute.

Commuting to work this morning.

Going around a left corner.

Oncoming car cutting the corner.

Oncoming car cutting the corner more.

Oncoming car is fully in my lane.

I swerve off the road to avoid douchebag.

All the disco lights on my dash lit up.

Ute is sideways (grass isn't very grippy on a 75k corner at 100km/h).

I get the ute under control (or did the stability control?) And carry on driving.

Douchebag carries on with life.

Woke me up better than a double shot moccachockatino.

[WristTwister]

The piano by Wellington harbour needs a bloody seat, who honestly plays standing up? So hard on the wrists!

[russd7]

today i had a sick day, woke with a headache from hell, results of using to many harsh chems at work, anyway, we have this washing machine that started leaking about seven years ago but as we had another i just swapped them over and figured that i would get round to fixing, that was seven years ago. well the washer we are using is starting to play up so i figured i would drag the other washer out and fix it. pulled it out and first thing i did was check the pump, well fuck me the amount of coins and hair clips and fucken hair ties i pulled out of there it was no wonder it was leaking and not working. well i thought i had just had an easy fix and a win, wheeled it out to the outside tap hooked up some water and power and started it up.

clang bang what the fuck, shut everything off and opened up the door and here are some arms i had lost about house moves ago, put them somewhere safe didn't i. started up machine again and water started pouring out shut everything off and unplugged from power and ripped back off machine and got down on hands and knees and looked up and fuck me if there isn't a hole chewed in the plastic outer bowl by a rat. shifted that heavy fucken thing three houses since it started leaking, what a waste that was.

ahh well the new rotors turned up for the wing this evening

[MrMarko]

Some moron overtaking on a blind 45 over double yellows tried to ruin my lovely coastal run yesterday, today has been rather uneventful.

*skulls down another can of bourbon*

[Autech]

Dumb cunt cyclist running reds today, you ask for respect butttt.... Go die


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[Maha]

Some moron overtaking on a blind 45 over double yellows tried to ruin my lovely coastal run yesterday, today has been rather uneventful.

*skulls down another can of bourbon*

@ can of Bourbon.

[husaberg]

[Voltaire]

Two Saturdays running ...no one to test Motorcycles at fecking Mt Roskill Testing Station.

" Why don't you have more than one person"

" The Boss won't pay for the course"

That dear readers is why people stay in dead end jobs coz they expect others to train them.

If your still on low wages after 3 years in a job its time to get of your arse.

[Scuba_Steve]

Getting sent to Auck for a week... I hate Auckland!

[Voltaire]

Getting sent to Auck for a week... I hate Auckland!

Only a week.... Luxury ( in Yorkshire accent)

Brown paper bag in middle o road was home to us...

[Laava]

Getting sent to Auck for a week... I hate Auckland!

I feel your pain brother, ameni! Just come back from 2-1/2 weeks in Mangere doing a job...
Life is so much easier up here in the far north

[Maha]

I feel your pain brother, ameni! Just come back from 2-1/2 weeks in Mangere doing a job...
Life is so much easier up here in the far north

Last 44 days we have had just a few days off here and there. Home tomorrow for a day off (Monday) then work for another six days. Nine days at home to follow then might have to get up to the Beach house to make sure it's all good for Xmas...this semi retirement is bullshit.

[husaberg]

[russd7]

bloody ebay trying to buy a rear shock boot for the wing, try to check out and pay for it and it comes up with this crap

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its a rubber dust cover for fuck sakes

[Grumph]

I've just more than doubled the value of my ancient Morrison ride-on, fuck it....

Actually serviced and gave the bastard an oil change before starting on the acreage, you'd hope it appreciated that...

But no...got 2/3 done and broke the main drive belt engine/gearbox....$60 odd, fuck.

Then doing the south pasture and using crawler gear to cut the 8 inch long grass it broke one of the two cutter drive belts. May as well have broke both as one wouldn't cut it (accurate report, no pun...)
Another $110 later for a new pair of belts - long bastards too - and the job's done - till next week when it starts again....

And no, sheep are not an option sadly.