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    Quote Originally Posted by sidecar bob View Post
    I'm quite sure you wouldn't say that if you drove my wife's R58 JCW Mini Cooper coupe (the two seat one) with six speed manual & 17psi of boost. it's fuckin mental & oozes charm & charisma inside & out.
    Has the mrs ever owned any of the the following EXA Nissan a MX5, VW golf or a GTO mitzi.
    As competent and cleverly designed as those new minis are, they are not real minis they are a mid sized car.



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    Quote Originally Posted by husaberg View Post
    Has the mrs ever owned any of the the following EXA Nissan a MX5, VW golf or a GTO mitzi.
    As competent and cleverly designed as those new minis are, they are not real minis they are a mid sized car.
    They're a lot smaller than a 3 series BMW or C class Benz, which are what I consider to be mid sized.
    More the size of the A1 Audi she dumped to get the Mini, which is the Audi version of a VW Polo.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Drew View Post
    You're not driving the right cars.

    C63 AMG is sensational in every respect.

    E46 M3 too

    you may be right - but out of my budget...
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    Quote Originally Posted by scumdog View Post
    you may be right - but out of my budget...
    dont you fullas get to use confiscated drug dealers cars like in the movies?

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    Quote Originally Posted by JimO View Post
    dont you fullas get to use confiscated drug dealers cars like in the movies?
    yeah.... were da ya think he got the Brumby from...
    cheers DD
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    Speaking of elematrical things in vehicles, I've seen the postal union is complaining their 200kg parcel delivery vehicles don't have power-steering & "they suffer neck & shoulder problems" FFS
    My 2tonne vehicle don't have power-steering & has much more resistance to turning... bring back the old vehicles I say we might then have alot less people on the road; god forbid they have to exert even the slightest bit of energy to maneuver a vehicle round
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    Quote Originally Posted by Scuba_Steve View Post
    Speaking of elematrical things in vehicles, I've seen the postal union is complaining their 200kg parcel delivery vehicles don't have power-steering & "they suffer neck & shoulder problems" FFS
    give them there bloody push bikes back then...
    cheers DD
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    Pump the bloody tyres up.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by husaberg View Post
    As competent and cleverly designed as those new minis are, they are not real minis they are a mid sized car.
    They should change the name. Stood next to a new Mini today and it was Massive. As long as a normal car but higher than your standard saloon.

    If my wife said she was putting on a mini and rocked up with an ankle length skirt I would be straight on to Fair Go.



    A proper mini.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Berries View Post
    They should change the name. Stood next to a new Mini today and it was Massive. As long as a normal car but higher than your standard saloon.

    If my wife said she was putting on a mini and rocked up with an ankle length skirt I would be straight on to Fair Go.



    A proper mini.
    Luv it!!

    You wonder at the justification for using the title 'Mini" for a virtual land-barge...
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    Quote Originally Posted by scumdog View Post
    Luv it!!

    You wonder at the justification for using the title 'Mini" for a virtual land-barge...
    I used to wonder the same about the Chev Impala,

    This is an Impala



    I suppose Chev Hippo is not as catchy.

    Saying that modern cars make 50's American cars look very stylish these days.

    I still like the mid 60's Corvair.



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    Old Bastard in Wellington

    Friday night rant, who's the old clown who gets around Wellington on a black Honda CB something late 80's , grey moustache, usually wearing slacks sneakers and a grubby jacket. Last week he undertook me in a wobbly fashion with his groceries hanging off his bars. riding like a tit and barely in control. Today I have to move out of the way as he's riding along Vivian street on the fucking pavement yelling at pedestrians because the traffic was snarled and that's his way of filtering FFS, My mum had the good sense to stop driving when her dementia kicked in. Perhaps someone should have a word to him.

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    we are all fucked...


    chch imho has some of the best water in the world... well not any fucking more... bloody chlorine... I used to love a swig a water out of the tap well tried early this week when in town and FUCK might as well drink the bloody school pool water fucking horrid... why WHY oh FUCKING WHY...

    Ok so I get it, last year up north a percentage of people in a town got ill from the water so some dumb twat did the math and sid if chch has a bug in the water going by the same percentage the hospital wouldent manage... the city would be screwed...

    BUT come on why not sort out why it happened not take precauctions of "IF" it 'might' happen... ohh cos its a fucking PC cotton wool world...
    cheers DD
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    Quote Originally Posted by dangerous View Post
    we are all fucked...


    chch imho has some of the best water in the world... well not any fucking more... bloody chlorine... I used to love a swig a water out of the tap well tried early this week when in town and FUCK might as well drink the bloody school pool water fucking horrid... why WHY oh FUCKING WHY...

    Ok so I get it, last year up north a percentage of people in a town got ill from the water so some dumb twat did the math and sid if chch has a bug in the water going by the same percentage the hospital wouldent manage... the city would be screwed...

    BUT come on why not sort out why it happened not take precauctions of "IF" it 'might' happen... ohh cos its a fucking PC cotton wool world...
    It's not cotton wool you fucktard. It's precautionary, it's making sure babies don't fucken die.

    Oh boo hoo, the water tastes different. Suck it up princess, you'll get used to it.

    Whinging bitch.

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