Originally Posted by
Voltaire
True, I take full responsibility for my two Sons
, should never have got them Game Boys when we went overseas for 2 years in the 00's....gateway WOFTAM.
Every time I hear complaints from mine about absolutely anything whatsoever I make it a point to blame the homework they didn't do.
Can't afford to replace the car? Homework would've meant more money.
Boss is an idiot? Homework would've made YOU the boss.
Bleat about the cost of groceries? Homework woulda fixed that.
Bloody tree fell down and...... Homework.
They're remarkably quiet nowadays. I can tell when they're about to bitch about something, the mouth opens, they look at me and decide it's not worth it, mouth closes.
Go soothingly on the grease mud, as there lurks the skid demon
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