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    Quote Originally Posted by dangerous View Post
    OK...SO... I yes I got in the shit at work friday right, I knowwww me WTF...

    so and I still cant believe this fucking shit... I rocked up to one of our build sites and there was a bench saw there doing nothing and the boys on my site needed one for a quick job that only a bench saw could do... the forman there was at a training corse so I text him "flogged ya bench saw ta" any way bit of banter then he winged to the boss like young people do thees days sooo fucking precious...

    The boss said my txt was unnecessary WTF I thought it was polite to let him know were it was... So I confronted him said "sorry if my txt offended what was it i said wrong"... he said "you said floged" ohhhh I say "sorry ill say borrowed next time"...

    any ways out for grub last night with a copper friend and I was telling her... she says "FUCK D flogged is a black slave conertation".... I said "FUCK OFF its a kiwi slang term for nicked, stole, pinched"... obviously i was borrowing it cant steel whats ya own...

    shit really... has it become this sad...
    Just as well he wasn't an Aussie, you couldn't say you stole it or fucked or rooted it it either on account all his forbears were thieves or prostitutes.
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    Quote Originally Posted by dangerous View Post
    15 Bob... was Bob a darkie, did you sell or trade in slaves...
    ...what if Bob was a squid...or a very clever possum...

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    Quote Originally Posted by ellipsis View Post
    ...what if bob was a squid...or a very clever possum...
    lmfao, wtf roflol...
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    You're all cunts any, especially the gingas
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    "If you can make black marks on a straight from the time you turn out of a corner until the braking point of the next turn, then you have enough power."


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    Quote Originally Posted by dangerous View Post
    15 Bob... was Bob a darkie, did you sell or trade in slaves...
    And you wonder why people pick on ya!

    Fckin' trouble makin' gingas....
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    Quote Originally Posted by scumdog View Post
    And you wonder why people pick on ya!

    Fckin' trouble makin' gingas....
    FFS all my life Iv put up with being singled out cos im a ranga, fanta pants, blood nut, tampon, carrot top... over 50 years of being dealt this shit... and Im not sour Im not bitter I dont want world mass attention and to be felt sorry for just cos of my colour... hair colour...

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    ...I never noticed I was a ginga til I was over the fact that it mattered a fuck...I noticed blonde chicks as fitting the mold though, at a very early age...I can't remember being taunted or fucked with for having red hair ever...but there could be a reason for that too...it's strawberry blonde anyway, ffs...

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    Quote Originally Posted by dangerous View Post
    FFS all my life Iv put up with being singled out cos im a ranga, fanta pants, blood nut, tampon, carrot top... over 50 years of being dealt this shit... and Im not sour Im not bitter I dont want world mass attention and to be felt sorry for just cos of my colour... hair colour...

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    Nice rant there D!
    Top of the class for you matey!
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    South Park did a lot of damage to ginga-non ginga relations world wide.

    I blame them for my feigned prejudice

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    Quote Originally Posted by Autech View Post
    South Park did a lot of damage to ginga-non ginga relations world wide.

    I blame them for my feigned prejudice

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    no...noooo, I blame the black loving homo hugging girls can do any thing nips matter PC brigade... yeah thats right they reckon they support all inferior beings, but BUT... when it came to and you lot must remember there was a "hug a ginger day" BUT it was baned, fucking banded cos it picked out rang'rs from the crowds... screw them thar was my only chance for a once a year hug...
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    Quote Originally Posted by dangerous View Post
    no...noooo, I blame the black loving homo hugging girls can do any thing nips matter PC brigade... yeah thats right they reckon they support all inferior beings, but BUT... when it came to and you lot must remember there was a "hug a ginger day" BUT it was baned, fucking banded cos it picked out rang'rs from the crowds... screw them thar was my only chance for a once a year hug...
    Fuck off and cry somewhere else Fanta pants
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    So got diagnosed with a stupid condition last year. Went public (dumb) and finally got a treatment plan this week. Basically I have to not eat pretty much every food under the sun for a few months.

    Thankfully Mrs Autech came through with some good shit from the supermarket to ease the pain of cutting out gluten, egg, dairy etc, but I could murder a mince and cheese pie and its only been a few days.

    Can drink bourbon at least thank fuck.

    Fuck my genetics they can eat a bowl of dicks.
    And fuck everyone else who acts like a food type messes with them but chows down on it when they're hungry. Wankers

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    Bank Fees

    Yes, I know it's not Friday. Never mind.

    A letter arrived from the BNZ this morning.

    We're replacing your old trusty Classic VISA card with our Advantage VISA card, as part of our card simplification process.

    "We understand that it may inconvenience you".

    Account Fee: $15 per half year raised to $20 per half year.
    Additional or Joint Card Fee: $1.50 per half year raised to $6 per half year.
    Purchase and Cash Advance Interest Rates: Unchanged (at 20.95% and 22.95% p.a.)

    So , in our case, fee income increased from $16.50 per half year to $26 per half year. For no additional benefit.

    But to "sweeten the deal", they'll waive the fee increase for 6 months.

    Well, that's jolly kind of them.

    Buzzards.

    Where's the phone number for the Commerce Commission ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Viking01 View Post
    Yes, I know it's not Friday. Never mind.

    A letter arrived from the BNZ this morning.

    We're replacing your old trusty Classic VISA card with our Advantage VISA card, as part of our card simplification process.

    "We understand that it may inconvenience you".

    Account Fee: $15 per half year raised to $20 per half year.
    Additional or Joint Card Fee: $1.50 per half year raised to $6 per half year.
    Purchase and Cash Advance Interest Rates: Unchanged (at 20.95% and 22.95% p.a.)

    So , in our case, fee income increased from $16.50 per half year to $26 per half year. For no additional benefit.

    But to "sweeten the deal", they'll waive the fee increase for 6 months.

    Well, that's jolly kind of them.

    Buzzards.

    Where's the phone number for the Commerce Commission ?
    20 and 22%?

    Fuck that

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    Quote Originally Posted by Autech View Post
    20 and 22%?

    Fuck that

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