Hmmmm that image of the cyclists getting taken out is how I feel about some of those licorice all-sort Lycra wearing fuckwads in Christchruch.
Jesus they piss me off - worst part is the arses are all my age (ahem 40-50) drive to work and back daily but once they put on their gay cycling clothes and ride in group they ignore all good road manners then get their shamy coated nickers in a twist when riding three abreast in a mass group blocking the fucking road and a driver/rider toots at them.
Then they take their sweaty arses and overpriced carbon encrusted push-bikes to a decent cafe and sit there with their ball sacks and sausage exposed to young children through the micro thin lycra. Fucking pedo tendencies all of them. And they only order a water or maybe one coffee then massage it for the next hour taking up valuable cafe real estate. I'd ban the cunts if I owned a cafe. Feck I'd encourage motorcyclists - in my experience they consume a fair bit of good old grub and caffeine when parked up.
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