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    Hmmmm that image of the cyclists getting taken out is how I feel about some of those licorice all-sort Lycra wearing fuckwads in Christchruch.

    Jesus they piss me off - worst part is the arses are all my age (ahem 40-50) drive to work and back daily but once they put on their gay cycling clothes and ride in group they ignore all good road manners then get their shamy coated nickers in a twist when riding three abreast in a mass group blocking the fucking road and a driver/rider toots at them.

    Then they take their sweaty arses and overpriced carbon encrusted push-bikes to a decent cafe and sit there with their ball sacks and sausage exposed to young children through the micro thin lycra. Fucking pedo tendencies all of them. And they only order a water or maybe one coffee then massage it for the next hour taking up valuable cafe real estate. I'd ban the cunts if I owned a cafe. Feck I'd encourage motorcyclists - in my experience they consume a fair bit of good old grub and caffeine when parked up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AllanB View Post
    Hmmmm that image of the cyclists getting taken out is how I feel about some of those licorice all-sort Lycra wearing fuckwads in Christchruch.

    Jesus they piss me off - worst part is the arses are all my age (ahem 40-50) drive to work and back daily but once they put on their gay cycling clothes and ride in group they ignore all good road manners then get their shamy coated nickers in a twist when riding three abreast in a mass group blocking the fucking road and a driver/rider toots at them.

    Then they take their sweaty arses and overpriced carbon encrusted push-bikes to a decent cafe and sit there with their ball sacks and sausage exposed to young children through the micro thin lycra. Fucking pedo tendencies all of them. And they only order a water or maybe one coffee then massage it for the next hour taking up valuable cafe real estate. I'd ban the cunts if I owned a cafe. Feck I'd encourage motorcyclists - in my experience they consume a fair bit of good old grub and caffeine when parked up.

    Top rant!

    A shame it's now Saturday...
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    Keep the fuckin noise down you cunts, tryin to watch the ruggers on peasant television!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kickaha View Post
    Couild be worse, we could be fuckwits AND live in Gay ol Gore
    God forbid .. what could be worse ...
    Sweat wipes off. Road-rash doesn't.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Laava View Post
    Keep the fuckin noise down you cunts, tryin to watch the ruggers on peasant television!
    So'mI, -multi-tasking and all that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Laava View Post
    Keep the fuckin noise down you cunts, tryin to watch the ruggers on peasant television!
    Why bother it's not as though it's a real sport
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    Quote Originally Posted by scumdog View Post
    So'mI, -multi-tasking and all that.
    Eating ... drinking ... AND watching TV ...

    All that Police training is paying off at last ...
    Sweat wipes off. Road-rash doesn't.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AllanB View Post
    Fucking pedo tendencies all of them.
    You can rubbish pedos, but at least they slow down when they're driving through a school zone.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kickaha View Post
    Why bother it's not as though it's a real sport
    At least they get sponsors with money
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    I'm working in the kitchen with an Aussie at the moment. Now, he really knows how to rant. It's that good I'm thinking of taking a holiday to the vacant continent.

    #1 tonight was the soccer world cup, whatever that is. Things like, how can you spend a whole afternoon watching a load of hair models try to score a couple of points? How come when they get tapped on the leg they hold there heads & cry? Why, after proving that they are not even worthy of being called a pussy, do they go out to the pub & start fights after the match?

    #2 Compliments to the chef... WTF is up with that? You enjoyed your scran, ogled the waitress, made a mess all over the table & floor & are too tight to leave a tip. But. You rock up to the kitchen & CTTC. Nothing original to say? Even, "that was exceptionally good lettuce" would be nice. Do you say "compliments to the plumber, mechanic, check out assistant, gynecologist... No. Fuck, we can't drink inane compliments. Sort it out.

    #3 This has ripped my nightie for years. The worthiest rant of the evening. Stickers on fruit. Absolute cock. Whoever thought the idea up & all the perpetrators should be sodomised with pineapples. Frozen, icy pineapples. You only ever see the little fuckers when they have been sliced 9 times. On the odd occasion you do spot a whole one it's impossible to remove it without mutilating the over ripe fruit making it bloody useless to garnish the CTTC's dessert. Bastard things.

    I feel better now. Good thread.
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    Quote Originally Posted by scumdog View Post
    Top rant!

    A shame it's now Saturday...
    Sunday now, but still a top rant. Who won the rugby?
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    Quote Originally Posted by husaberg View Post
    when farkardardis forgets (yet again) he on the ignore list and quotes you.......... priceless...............
    when he doesnt quote you, but has read the post and is responding to it...
    Youre such a douche.

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    yes, the dress does make you look fat, but what does that have to do with this thread, please keep it on subject............



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    Well KB could do with a bit of a spruce up in a few other places too.
    The home page events are wayyyy out of date.
    Id like to see an nz map on KB that people could update info about roads and review places theyve been to, to create an easily accessable database about biking in NZ

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    Quote Originally Posted by AllanB View Post
    ..........................

    Jesus they piss me off - worst part is the arses are all my age (ahem 40-50) drive to work and back daily but once they put on their gay cycling clothes and ride in group they ignore all good road manners then get their shamy coated nickers in a twist when riding three abreast in a mass group blocking the fucking road and a driver/rider toots at them.

    ..............
    actually i find that really they ride their bikes the same way they ride their family movers and mini humvees....without any consideration about anything or anyone.

    does not matter if they are on a bike or in a car......sorry mate i did not see ya, is all they will say, unless its them they get knocked off.

    disclaimer, i used to cycle everywhere while living in europe, never wore a helmet and I can't actually remember falling of a bike. But the geezers that call themselves cyclist here in NZ? OMfnG.
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