Friday Night Rants?

[Big Dog]

When I was a kid my father had pigs named things like James ( captain cooker ), Christmas and dig ( because rooter would not go down well at a tourist attraction, and he did was root and dig).


Stupid phone / Tapatalk, apologies in advance.

[Woodman]

We had a flat* goat called Roger. Ergo Roger the goat.


*flat as in place to live, not flat as in skinny, mind you some goats are skinny, but then batterys can be flat but are quite square really. Battery hens can be skinny or flat or fat?????? Anyway the goat was called Roger.

[dangerous]

guys guys guys... the punch line was the 'pigs' wer caled scum and dog... you know cos scum the dog is a pig....OOOOOOHHHHHHHHHhhh... dont worry

[husaberg]

An ex told me she had pet pigs named things like Rashers, bangers, bacon and chops.


Stupid phone / Tapatalk, apologies in advance.

........banger?

[puddytat]

Im fuckin sick of the 7 milk tankers, umpteen logging trucks, legions of stock & fertiliser trucks, millions of fucking 4wd 's that are up & down our valley (all of it gravel), filling the valley with their dust trails so that everything is coated in dust including all our paddocks that are smothered....add to that windscreen damage from cunts not slowing down, trucks travelling to fast that you have to get the the fuck outta the way 'cause they aint gonna stop in time on our mostly one lane road....nothing like heading to or from work & at some point seeing some redneck fucker going too fast round blind corners & then sliding when they see you & hit the picks.
Certainly woke me up this morning coming up to a dodgy corner I see a logging truck appear, see's me, slides & the weight of his trailer loaded on the truck pulls him into the water table.
I didn't bother to stop.....

[Akzle]

motherfuckers what drive behind you at about 50m and think thats far enough to have their high beams on and shit.

[dangerous]

Im fuckin sick of the 7 milk tankers, umpteen logging trucks, legions of stock & fertiliser trucks, millions of fucking 4wd 's that are up & down our valley (all of it gravel), filling the valley with their dust trails so that everything is coated in dust including all our paddocks that are smothered....add to that windscreen damage from cunts not slowing down, trucks travelling to fast that you have to get the the fuck outta the way 'cause they aint gonna stop in time on our mostly one lane road....nothing like heading to or from work & at some point seeing some redneck fucker going too fast round blind corners & then sliding when they see you & hit the picks.
Certainly woke me up this morning coming up to a dodgy corner I see a logging truck appear, see's me, slides & the weight of his trailer loaded on the truck pulls him into the water table.
I didn't bother to stop.....

whats ya address mate... I feel like a fast drive down a shingle rd, a few times

[Big Dog]

........banger?

Pork sausages. Bangers.
But I see where you went with that. Not my pig, told it tasted good.


Stupid phone / Tapatalk, apologies in advance.

[Swoop]

r/e/a/d...

Instructions:

#1: Look upwards.
#2: Listen for "whooshing" sound, very high up.
#3: Try and spot the contrail it left.

[husaberg]

Pork sausages. Bangers.
But I see where you went with that. Not my pig, told it tasted good.


Stupid phone / Tapatalk, apologies in advance.

Looked like beef yet smelt of Tuna but tasted more like chicken ........

[husaberg]

whats ya address mate... I feel like a fast drive down a shingle rd, a few times

He lives in Murch good excuse for a fang over the Shenandoah's if you ask me.

[dangerous]

Instructions:

#1: Look upwards.
#2: Listen for "whooshing" sound, very high up.
#3: Try and spot the contrail it left.

HUH... what the goverment wartching us from 30000ft spraying dumbing down potions on us?

Looked like beef yet smelt of Tuna but tasted more like chicken ........

OHHHhhhh... shit man, what kinda heffas do you hang out with

[husaberg]

HUH... what the goverment wartching us from 30000ft spraying dumbing down potions on us?


OHHHhhhh... shit man, what kinda heffas do you hang out with

I share an office with a demented psychopathic possum who roots around...........

[scumdog]

Another Friday looming kiddies....

[ellipsis]

Another Friday looming kiddies....

...every day is either a friday or a fukn monday... what you talkin 'bout Willis...