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    Quote Originally Posted by Mental Trousers View Post
    As if Akzle wears his girlfriends undies. He'd buy his own frilly panties.
    you promised you'd still respect me in the morning! And said you wouldnt tell

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    Quote Originally Posted by Akzle View Post
    you promised you'd still respect me in the morning! And said you wouldnt tell
    Talking to your hand again axle?

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    Quote Originally Posted by SVboy View Post
    Talking to your hand again axle?
    no, trading lulz with chief kb git.
    Im not surprised it went over your head.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Akzle View Post
    no, trading lulz with chief kb git.
    Im not surprised it went over your head.
    Hahaha, you said 'head'!
    Winding up drongos, foil hat wearers and over sensitive KBers for over 13,000 posts...........
    " Life is not a rehearsal, it's as happy or miserable as you want to make it"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Akzle View Post
    no, trading lulz with chief kb git.
    Im not surprised it went over your head.
    So, talking to yourself, just like I said.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SVboy View Post
    So, talking to yourself, just like I said.
    He has too his misses only speaks ovine...............
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    Kinky is using a feather. Perverted is using the whole chicken

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    Quote Originally Posted by Akzle View Post
    nothing quite like silk against shaved balls man....
    Shaved? Waxed is much nicer...

    And yes silk is nice, but not in a French cut, way too breezy isn't it?
    If the words I say offend you, imagine the ones I keep to myself...

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    Quote Originally Posted by caspernz View Post
    Shaved? Waxed is much nicer...

    And yes silk is nice, but not in a French cut, way too breezy isn't it?
    i have experienced wax.
    Would i submit my nuggets to that?
    Absolutely not. Youd be fuken mad.
    My razor is very, very sharp.

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    When I got a vasectomy years ago, the nurse commented on the lovely job my wife had done of shaving my sacks, was kinda creepy. Fuckin loved it.
    For a man is a slave to whatever has mastered him. Keep an open mind, just dont let your brains fall out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by unstuck View Post
    When I got a vasectomy years ago, the nurse commented on the lovely job my wife had done of shaving my sacks, was kinda creepy. Fuckin loved it.
    yes, but whose g-string were you wearing?

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    Quote Originally Posted by unstuck View Post
    When I got a vasectomy years ago, the nurse commented on the lovely job my wife had done of shaving my sacks, was kinda creepy. Fuckin loved it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Akzle View Post
    i have experienced wax.
    Would i submit my nuggets to that?
    Absolutely not. Youd be fuken mad.
    My razor is very, very sharp.
    Oh c'mon now, in the right circumstances you'd love a bit of waxing...and hey, it's not as if I volunteered for it ...the things you have to do to be allowed to buy a Honda
    If the words I say offend you, imagine the ones I keep to myself...

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    Quote Originally Posted by JimO View Post
    was this the nurse
    Had more facial hair I think.
    For a man is a slave to whatever has mastered him. Keep an open mind, just dont let your brains fall out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by unstuck View Post
    When I got a vasectomy years ago, the nurse commented on the lovely job my wife had done of shaving my sacks, was kinda creepy. Fuckin loved it.
    They say that to all the boys... although I explained that I wasn't letting the missus anywhere near my bollocks with a razor and did it myself.
    I didn't think!!! I experimented!!!

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    Wax, shave, doesn't matter. Still itchy and fucken annoying as it grows back.

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