Friday Night Rants?

**Big Dog** · 5th June 2015, 21:37

Originally Posted by scumdog

YOU can get a big dog up ya!

Say what?

Stupid phone / Tapatalk, apologies in advance.

**mashman** · 5th June 2015, 21:40

You can tell when corro comes on coz the internet goes to shit. youtube just told me that Lower hutt is the reason my youtube won't stream proper like. So iffen yer in Lower Hutt, get off the fuckin internet... please. Fuckin 20th century infrastructure.

**husaberg** · 5th June 2015, 21:53

Originally Posted by scumdog

YOU can get a big dog up ya!

I see you have southernised "the goat" for a dog Azkhole

**Madness** · 5th June 2015, 21:54

Originally Posted by mashman

So iffen yer in Lower Hutt, get off the fuckin internet... please. Fuckin 20th century infrastructure.

It doesn't seem that long ago that the Hutt had the schmick fibre network that Saturn put in. Come to think of it, that was a long time ago now.

**mashman** · 5th June 2015, 22:31

Originally Posted by Madness

It doesn't seem that long ago that the Hutt had the schmick fibre network that Saturn put in. Come to think of it, that was a long time ago now.

lol... kidz these days and their fancy electrickery eh. Ban the little fuckers from the internet.

**ellipsis** · 5th June 2015, 23:15

...life's good but I'm a pessimist...and a lucky ginga cunt...and just a normal kind of cunt, too...what's happening in your part of the country Dangerous...anything worth being fucked off about?...

**ruaphu** · 5th June 2015, 23:22

Originally Posted by Madness

It doesn't seem that long ago that the Hutt had the schmick fibre network that Saturn put in. Come to think of it, that was a long time ago now.

Fark that was a long time back, I done heaps of work on their monster satellite dishes in paraparam on that Lindale farm set up. Was the bees knees back in the day.

Got to use them Yankee bucket vans they brought over, awesome work tools.

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**dangerous** · 6th June 2015, 17:42

Originally Posted by ellipsis

...life's good but I'm a pessimist...and a lucky ginga cunt...and just a normal kind of cunt, too...what's happening in your part of the country Dangerous...anything worth being fucked off about?...

WELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL... ya fucking ginger cunt, its like this... every day above ground is a good day, cos ya a farking long time dead.

moving on...

Originally Posted by puddytat

Seems like Poms in every OSH vehicle, every building consent fuckabout, every Council fuck you over, every contractor 4WD telling the blokes doing the job ,how to fucking do it & have they filled in the forms ....etc etc

Seems like that middlemanagenent Pommie gits are leaving their own fucked up country & immigrating here to help fuck up this one. As if our own Poliwallies & bureaucrats need any more help.

For fuck sake people.....WHATS GOING ON!!!!

WELLLLLLLLLLLLLLL... try dealing withe em in chch, beter that that try dealing with the fucking Irish, shit they need to eat more than spuds cos the potato aint no brain food, then ya got the bloody rag heads trying to rip ya a new arse hole catch em out all of a sudden they no speak english... FARK

orrr hey fanter pants... all good here, same shit different day, week, month, year... need a ride

**mashman** · 12th June 2015, 16:52

Where the fuck is my KFC!

**Drew** · 12th June 2015, 17:30

Fuck this fucken week. I have made a fucken hash of everything, for no other reason than being a thick cunt.

Topped off today by nearly completely installing the wrong model heat pump in a customers house. Not only was it the wrong unit, but the indoor and outdoor halves didn't even bloody match eachother!

Fucken retarded, no one to blame, and a sliced open thumb to add injury to insult.

**RDJ** · 12th June 2015, 17:33

My sympathies. Some days it's just not worth trying to get out of the straitjacket straps...

**puddytat** · 12th June 2015, 17:34

Originally Posted by Drew

Fuck this fucken week. I have made a fucken hash of everything, for no other reason than being a thick cunt.

Topped off today by nearly completely installing the wrong model heat pump in a customers house. Not only was it the wrong unit, but the indoor and outdoor halves didn't even bloody match eachother!

Fucken retarded, no one to blame, and a sliced open thumb to add injury to insult.

The weather was awesome too eh.

**ellipsis** · 12th June 2015, 17:35

...had a rough throat then a bit of a cough , now the head is pumping pain at big levels...I have just about taken every medicinal, recreational and lesser pain relief thingy I could muster in a glass of pure, old, country well water and then poured half a dozen Montieths thingys on top...waiting for whatever happens next...I could do with a doz more Montieths or whatever thingys...but...the shop has shut...the last bit was the rant...

**Drew** · 12th June 2015, 17:41

Originally Posted by ellipsis

...had a rough throat then a bit of a cough , now the head is pumping pain at big levels...I have just about taken every medicinal, recreational and lesser pain relief thingy I could muster in a glass of pure, old, country well water and then poured half a dozen Montieths thingys on top...waiting for whatever happens next...I could do with a doz more Montieths or whatever thingys...but...the shop has shut...the last bit was the rant...

I'm reminded of a saying I heard when I started riding off road.

"When in doubt...pin it! It might not help, but it will end the suspense".

Keep adding mind altering stuff.