Friday Night Rants?

[Moi]

Uh huh...what about internet sex?

Generally fairly safe - unless you're in a classroom...

[husaberg]

Generally fairly safe - unless you're in a classroom...

Or at work in a shared office.

[FJRider]

Uh huh...what about internet sex?

I tried phone sex once ... but the cord got knotted.

Internet sex .. ??? I shudder to think where you put the mouse .. .....

[Moi]

I tried phone sex once ... but the cord got knotted.

Internet sex .. ??? I shudder to think where you put the mouse .. .....

Hence cordless phones - you'll get them soon...

and the mouse? - where do you think! in the pussy...

[husaberg]

Hence cordless phones - you'll get them soon...

and the mouse? - where do you think! in the pussy...

What happens if you right click it

[Moi]

I don't know and don't care... Macs don't left/right click - they're apolitical...

[FJRider]

Hence cordless phones - you'll get them soon...

and the mouse? - where do you think! in the pussy...

I just Googled them both ... I think you're doing it wrong ..

[Moi]

I just Googled them both ... I think you're doing it wrong ..

I thought you said you had trouble with the cord and the mouse - I was just offering helpful suggestions... it's what us up north do...

[FJRider]

... it's what us up north do...

Note to self ... stay in the south ...

We have internets now ... we learn fast ...

[dangerous]

When your sitting on your bike at a set of lights surely then it must occur to ya that somebody fucked up when they put the thing together....surely.

would you just fuck up man, let it go already LMFAO

I don't know and don't care... Macs don't left/right click - they're apolitical...

they are WHAT... OHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, transgender mouse... quick everyone time for a farking rainbow mouse, ah avatar

[dangerous]

When your sitting on your bike at a set of lights surely then it must occur to ya that somebody fucked up when they put the thing together....surely.

honestly as you quoted me I thought you were going in the way of the quote , like Id be at the lights and a sourthern gay turky would trot on throu with a transgender cordless mouse riding it snorting coke of a rainbo flag doing a runaway from a nakid dog called scum that has not just red n blue lights but pink, purple, green, yellow farking lights and a siren screaming pull over you beautafull hunk of a sourthern man...

but no you had to bring that shit up agin didnt ya... so just to shut you up for once n all I ma going in to look for this problem you keep brining up..

nope cant find it yet, ill keep looking ps u like the photo name

[RDJ]

Any time a thread ends up including the concept of a transgender cordless mouse... somewhere, a win is involved surely

[ellipsis]

honestly as you quoted me I thought you were going in the way of the quote , like Id be at the lights and a sourthern gay turky would trot on throu with a transgender cordless mouse riding it snorting coke of a rainbo flag doing a runaway from a nakid dog called scum that has not just red n blue lights but pink, purple, green, yellow farking lights and a siren screaming pull over you beautafull hunk of a sourthern man...

but no you had to bring that shit up agin didnt ya... so just to shut you up for once n all I ma going in to look for this problem you keep brining up..

nope cant find it yet, ill keep looking ps u like the photo name

...good story D...it could be used in the prologue to a gay, southern, zombie play that I have on my mind at the moment...I could do with more ideas though...I'm sure we could get the TV rights sold quite easily now that the Dorkland Westy shit is finishing on Sunday...

[Grumph]

honestly as you quoted me I thought you were going in the way of the quote , like Id be at the lights and a sourthern gay turky would trot on throu with a transgender cordless mouse riding it snorting coke of a rainbo flag doing a runaway from a nakid dog called scum that has not just red n blue lights but pink, purple, green, yellow farking lights and a siren screaming pull over you beautafull hunk of a sourthern man...

but no you had to bring that shit up agin didnt ya... so just to shut you up for once n all I ma going in to look for this problem you keep brining up..

nope cant find it yet, ill keep looking ps u like the photo name

Please advise just what you've been drinking...I'm jealous.
BTW, i know a guy who farms southern gay turkeys...

[Moi]

...good story D...it could be used in the prologue to a gay, southern, zombie play that I have on my mind at the moment...I could do with more ideas though...I'm sure we could get the TV rights sold quite easily now that the Dorkland Westy shit is finishing on Sunday...

imagine what the wardrobe mistress would have to come up with...