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  1. 31st July 2015, 23:04 #1471
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    Quote Originally Posted by 5ive View Post
    I don't know about that, maybe you are not casting your KB net wide enough?

    Maybe you could try:

    http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/sh...3-Stupid-World

    http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/sh...ship-Agreement

    http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/sh...-the-NZ-public

    http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/sh...racy-theorists

    http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/sh...s-drivel-posts

    I think you're right though, life is too easy on a motorcycle

    You're missing the point dude - they're not on THIS thread, my thread - and it's all about ME!
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  2. 31st July 2015, 23:06 #1472
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    Quote Originally Posted by 5ive View Post
    I don't know about that, maybe you are not casting your KB net wide enough?

    Maybe you could try:

    http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/sh...3-Stupid-World

    http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/sh...ship-Agreement

    http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/sh...-the-NZ-public

    http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/sh...racy-theorists

    http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/sh...s-drivel-posts

    I think you're right though, life is too easy on a motorcycle.
    you missed such classics as
    http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/sh...ray-I-am-sorry
    http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/sh...nough-s-enough
    http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/sh...-Dear-http-m-*
    http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/sh...Boston-bombing
    http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/sh...th-box-cutters
    http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/sh...Thanks-dJonkey
    http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/sh...USA-and-Israel
    http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/sh...-blame!/page64



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  3. 31st July 2015, 23:16 #1473
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    Haha, I have been around on these forums for a while even without a log in, just thought I'd show you where I thought the whinge traffic has been going lately.

    KB isn't what it used to be...
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    Quote Originally Posted by 5ive View Post
    Haha, I have been around on these forums for a while even without a log in, just thought I'd show you where I thought the whinge traffic has been going lately.

    KB isn't what it used to be...
    KB needs a whinger alert to stamp that shit out

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  5. 8th August 2015, 01:48 #1475
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    ...slipped and folded my big toe under on the way out the door this am...hurt a bit, normal bend your toe too much, pain...put boots on , went to work, carried timber, sawed timber, swallowed and breathed timber, loaded trailer with timber, walked a k or two...no fucking problem, no warning from toe that it was injured...just another day of normal sore feet...knocked off, went home. removed boots, socks...big toe suddenly went ,'fuck you', turned green and black right before my eyes...now disabled, nearly out of piss and my rant starts here:...

    ...it's cold, I'm still sore even though I have just about drunk all I have... went outside to get some firewood and have a piss and....SNOW...30 mm by the look of it...EVIL WHITE SHIT, on my fucking property...cunts, whoever controls that shit...fuck off to fairyland or snow bunny climes...cunts...
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    Quote Originally Posted by ellipsis View Post
    ...slipped and folded my big toe under on the way out the door this am...hurt a bit, normal bend your toe too much, pain...put boots on , went to work, carried timber, sawed timber, swallowed and breathed timber, loaded trailer with timber, walked a k or two...no fucking problem, no warning from toe that it was injured...just another day of normal sore feet...knocked off, went home. removed boots, socks...big toe suddenly went ,'fuck you', turned green and black right before my eyes...now disabled, nearly out of piss and my rant starts here:...

    ...it's cold, I'm still sore even though I have just about drunk all I have... went outside to get some firewood and have a piss and....SNOW...30 mm by the look of it...EVIL WHITE SHIT, on my fucking property...cunts, whoever controls that shit...fuck off to fairyland or snow bunny climes...cunts...
    Ouch...yep, evil white shit here too. Probably not as much as you but still unwanted.Third lot of the winter after a couple of years without...
    Send the boy or the wife down to the pub to stock up, grab a pack of frozen peas for the toe and put the foot up while the grog is consumed.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ellipsis View Post
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    ...it's cold, I'm still sore even though I have just about drunk all I have... went outside to get some firewood and have a piss and....SNOW...30 mm by the look of it...EVIL WHITE SHIT, on my fucking property...cunts, whoever controls that shit...fuck off to fairyland or snow bunny climes...cunts...

    Fuck you Gingas are moaning cunts
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  8. 8th August 2015, 08:34 #1478
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    Well it aint Friday no more, but I fucking hate plastering. A bitch of a thing to get right
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  9. 8th August 2015, 10:13 #1479
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    Quote Originally Posted by Scuba_Steve View Post
    Well it aint Friday no more, but I fucking hate plastering. A bitch of a thing to get right
    I managed ok last night.
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  10. 8th August 2015, 10:23 #1480
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kickaha View Post
    Fuck you Gingas are moaning cunts

    ...but you must admit, we come up with some cool ideas, eh...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Berries View Post
    I managed ok last night.
    head ach tells ya so huh?

    Quote Originally Posted by Kickaha View Post
    Fuck you Gingas are moaning cunts
    least we dont need 3 wheels to be able ta ride...


    Quote Originally Posted by ellipsis View Post
    ....SNOW...30 mm by the look of it...EVIL WHITE SHIT, on my fucking property...cunts, whoever controls that shit...fuck off to fairyland or snow bunny climes...cunts...
    30mm... shit man even oll Grumph's has more than that on his head, and chin for that matter...
    its great shit gets the kids out the house and as in yesterdays case me on my arse, and that was just in the car park, from yesterdays school trip

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  12. 8th August 2015, 19:44 #1482
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    Bought a jar of Indiana State Moonshine today, it's kinda OK but tastes like bourbon without the flavour (which it probably is)

    Wouldn't really recommend it, I'd almost rather put the money into petrol for the bike...but on a cold wet snowy night like this it's the better choice.
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  13. 8th August 2015, 20:36 #1483
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    Quote Originally Posted by scumdog View Post
    Bought a jar of Indiana State Moonshine today, it's kinda OK but tastes like bourbon without the flavour (which it probably is)

    Wouldn't really recommend it, I'd almost rather put the money into petrol for the bike...but on a cold wet snowy night like this it's the better choice.
    Why don't you try the moonshine in the petrol for the bike - it might develop an impediment in it's vardoom vardoom!
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    Quote Originally Posted by oldrider View Post
    Why don't you try the moonshine in the petrol for the bike - it might develop an impediment in it's vardoom vardoom!
    Because he doesn't want to strip the paint of the tank?

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  15. 14th August 2015, 20:02 #1485
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    it's Friday night mofos - start ranting!
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