Friday Night Rants?

[husaberg]

Haha.. think you are right
Shagged a kiwi chick in Ozz. She fucked off and never saw her again

Sounds kind of ideal............

[unstuck]

Haha.. think you are right
Shagged a kiwi chick in Ozz. She fucked off and never saw her again

Use dynamica rope next time. That shit is stronger than wire rope, but much gentler on her skin.

[awayatc]

Ozzie foreplay :

you awake...?

[unstuck]

Ozzie foreplay :

you awake...?

Kiwi foreplay...........Drink up.

[husaberg]

Ozzie foreplay :

you awake...?

Stupid Aussies......... why need they be awake when you start

[Drew]

Stupid Aussies......... why need they be awake when you start

Or finish.

My wife doesn't understand that I still have the occasional wank over my ex. But seriously, she's a heavy sleeper and I still have a key to her place.

[husaberg]

Or finish.

My wife doesn't understand that I still have the occasional wank over my ex. But seriously, she's a heavy sleeper and I still have a key to her place.

Nah I now insist they are awake at the end, I kinda like the sound effects........

[Crasherfromwayback]

Ozzie foreplay :

you awake...?

More like "Don't scream or I'll stab you"

[husaberg]

More like "Don't scream or I'll stab you"

Gee Pete do some not drink the whole cup of coffee...............

[caspernz]

More like "Don't scream or I'll stab you"

Hang on, I thought Jimmy Carr was on the money when he hinted: "Let's not turn this rape into a murder..."

[husaberg]

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[scumdog]

OK, so it's Saturday night - so sue me!

But I was bored ('er indoors orf ta bed, she's and early start for work tomorrow) and watching Heartland channel 'Country Calender' re-run from oh, the late 70's or so.

Two things I noticed: no fat bastards amongst the young ones featured

And not a mind-frying waste of time and dollars cell-phone in sight.

Makes you wonder how the young ones survived eh?

[husaberg]

They should actually ban cellphones from a lot of workplaces, we have rulesesp in regards to safety but they are rarely followed they are a great distraction and time waster.....
One person at work I would estimate spends at least 2 hours per day on theirs ...........

[ellipsis]

...i had a bloke ask me for work, he lasted 15 minutes, the first five minutes were standing around like a dummy and then he had his phone out and fucked around on it for the remainder of his short employment history with me...

[scumdog]

'Somebody' needs to invent a cell-phone blocker that prevents anything other than 111 calls going out.

And stops all incoming calls/texts etc.