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    Quote Originally Posted by husaberg View Post
    ...you are like endangered species, they will soon have to start a captive mating program like they did for the Pandas....
    That's one way to ensure all the gingas lose their virginity.

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    "It claims the unnamed woman told doctors: 'My mum told me that if I didn't want to get pregnant, I should put a potato up there, and I believed her.'

    The discovery was made when the woman, from the central Colombian town of Honda, went to hospital complaining of abdominal pains.

    When a nurse examined her, she found roots from the potato that had grown.
    ..."

    And some of you lot thought Hondas were gay....
    Winding up drongos, foil hat wearers and over sensitive KBers for over 14,000 posts...........
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    Quote Originally Posted by scumdog View Post
    "It claims the unnamed woman told doctors: 'My mum told me that if I didn't want to get pregnant, I should put a potato up there, and I believed her.'

    The discovery was made when the woman, from the central Colombian town of Honda, went to hospital complaining of abdominal pains.

    When a nurse examined her, she found roots from the potato that had grown.
    ..."

    And some of you lot thought Hondas were gay....
    WTF, Heaps of women "use" vegetables, but a fucking potato.
    For a man is a slave to whatever has mastered him. Keep an open mind, just dont let your brains fall out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by unstuck View Post
    ... a fucking potato...
    it certainly was...

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    mmmm fish and chips.
    I mentioned vegetables once, but I think I got away with it...........

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    Quote Originally Posted by unstuck View Post
    WTF, Heaps of women "use" vegetables, but a fucking potato.
    well .. ya don't wanna know whats done with pumpkin then ....

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    Quote Originally Posted by husaberg View Post
    you are like endangered species, they will soon have to start a captive mating program like they did for the Pandas....
    fuck you
    Quote Originally Posted by husaberg View Post
    ya fucked another extinction the result of global warming
    fuck you
    Quote Originally Posted by Kickaha View Post
    Fucking Mutants, burn them all
    fuck you
    Quote Originally Posted by Madness View Post
    That's one way to ensure all the gingas lose their virginity.
    fuck you
    Quote Originally Posted by ellipsis View Post
    ...there are eight of us D, luckily for the planet only two of us got the ginga...
    and fuck you... NO wait, only two superior beings out of eight... 1 n 4 that be right takes 4 others to match one red... whos had a red come on I know its like admiting to ya mate ya had a fatie, diferance is the reds go BOOM yeah you know scumie
    cheers DD
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    Quote Originally Posted by amberzfire View Post
    well .. ya don't wanna know whats done with pumpkin then ....
    Oh yes I do.
    For a man is a slave to whatever has mastered him. Keep an open mind, just dont let your brains fall out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dangerous View Post
    fuck you
    fuck you
    fuck you
    fuck you
    and fuck you... NO wait, only two superior beings out of eight... 1 n 4 that be right takes 4 others to match one red... whos had a red come on I know its like admiting to ya mate ya had a fatie, diferance is the reds go BOOM yeah you know scumie
    oh that's breaking all those stereotypes of the gingas being angry picks with short fuses isn't it sweetheart

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    Quote Originally Posted by amberzfire View Post
    well .. ya don't wanna know whats done with pumpkin then ....
    what about pineapples?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Moi View Post
    what about pineapples?
    rule of thumb .. keep fruit & veges seperate .. it tends to make the lads walk uncomfortably for about a week but an ice pack helps with that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by amberzfire View Post
    well .. ya don't wanna know whats done with pumpkin then ....
    Ya get Peter Peter in to help out?
    Only a Rat can win a Rat Race!

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    fucking modern cars I tells ya... There's a reason I stick in the 80's with my vehicles, they fucking work!!! admittedly sometimes with the help of a hammer, but they work!!!
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    Been out following the silverfern rally around today, love the sound of a tapped out escort.


    No complaints here.
    For a man is a slave to whatever has mastered him. Keep an open mind, just dont let your brains fall out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Woodman View Post
    mmmm fish and chips.
    i see what you did there

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