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    Quote Originally Posted by MisterD View Post
    Nope, Don Thelan. Boyd Coddington did CadZZilla.
    Isn't he the one that's married to the Barbie Doll? If so, there's a series on him on Discovery Turbo here. Yeah, pretty full of himself.
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    It's Friday night people - and I've had a bourbon.

    Or two.
    Winding up drongos, foil hat wearers and over sensitive KBers for over 14,000 posts...........
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    Quote Originally Posted by scumdog View Post
    It's Friday night people - and I've had a bourbon.

    Or two.
    Should hook up and go do some laps G. Get uz a tinni and cruz out to da point oww.
    For a man is a slave to whatever has mastered him. Keep an open mind, just dont let your brains fall out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by scumdog View Post
    It's Friday night people - and I've had a bourbon.

    Or two.

    Oh Shit!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by scumdog View Post
    It's Friday night people - and I've had a bourbon.

    Or two.
    Have at it then gnarled old dude. What's ground your gears this week?

    I have been hampered at every fucken turn at work. Mechanical (air con) fucking me round, so I've got fuck all meters of ceiling up and get to invoice sweet fuck all!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Drew View Post
    Have at it then gnarled old dude. What's ground your gears this week?

    I have been hampered at every fucken turn at work. Mechanical (air con) fucking me round, so I've got fuck all meters of ceiling up and get to invoice sweet fuck all!

    Them 'members of public' grind my gears - even worse than some KBers.

    If I didn't need them for my job I'd frikkin nuke the lot of 'em, thievin' bloody twats and arseholes.

    Cept the victims mind...
    Winding up drongos, foil hat wearers and over sensitive KBers for over 14,000 posts...........
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    Quote Originally Posted by scumdog View Post
    bloody twats or arseholes.
    Tough choice, tough choice.
    For a man is a slave to whatever has mastered him. Keep an open mind, just dont let your brains fall out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by scumdog View Post
    Them 'members of public' grind my gears - even worse than some KBers.

    If I didn't need them for my job I'd frikkin nuke the lot of 'em, thievin' bloody twats and arseholes.

    Cept the victims mind...
    I fucken hate thieves!

    Quote Originally Posted by unstuck View Post
    Tough choice, tough choice.
    Nomination for post of the year!
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    Well I was having a really good friday up until My pipe slipped off the powerbar, and I fractured my elbow. Spent most of the late afternoon sitting round waiting for xrays and drugs and shit.
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    Quote Originally Posted by unstuck View Post
    Well I was having a really good friday up until My pipe slipped off the powerbar
    Should of had the right tool for the job then numptie, sounds like you shouldn't be allowed to use tools without supervision
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    Quote Originally Posted by unstuck View Post
    Well I was having a really good friday up until My pipe slipped off the powerbar, and I fractured my elbow. Spent most of the late afternoon sitting round waiting for xrays and drugs and shit.
    That's fucken unreal! Good effort young fella.

    A mate cracked himself in the forehead with a hammer trying to get a dwang flush. Looked quite similar.

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    Quote Originally Posted by unstuck View Post
    Well I was having a really good friday up until My pipe slipped off the powerbar, and I fractured my elbow. Spent most of the late afternoon sitting round waiting for xrays and drugs and shit.
    Looks like a huge nipple you cunt.

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    Quote Originally Posted by unstuck View Post
    Well I was having a really good friday up until My pipe slipped off the powerbar, and I fractured my elbow. Spent most of the late afternoon sitting round waiting for xrays and drugs and shit.
    ...Popeye?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Crasherfromwayback View Post
    Looks like a huge nipple you cunt.
    My missus reckoned it needed a nipple on it, so I could suck it better.
    For a man is a slave to whatever has mastered him. Keep an open mind, just dont let your brains fall out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kickaha View Post
    Should of had the right tool for the job then numptie, sounds like you shouldn't be allowed to use tools without supervision
    I did, a powerbar and a big fuck off pipe. Bastard.
    For a man is a slave to whatever has mastered him. Keep an open mind, just dont let your brains fall out.

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