Too much bourbon & too little coke left.
Damn!
Loud and Uncouth
Too much bourbon & too little coke left.
Damn!
Winding up drongos, foil hat wearers and over sensitive KBers for over 14,000 posts...........
" Life is not a rehearsal, it's as happy or miserable as you want to make it"
one placenta
Originally Posted by scumdog
Too much bourbon & too little coke left.
Damn!
...you'll just have to do lines with whats left...I suggest a very short straw...
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Im gunna rant .. can I rant? well fk you's all anyway Im gunna rant .. 8 fkn days straight of fkn young cunts letting off fkn fireworks all hours of the fkn night (ok granted waste of time letting them off in the day time I suppose) .. I say ban the fkn cunts .. was out the door abusing the cunts across the road in the beach carpark
at 2am this morning .. hey you wanna wake my kids up at all hours of the night 7 days in a row .. ya muthafucka shit gunna down .. well a mouth gunna get loud anywayz .. and to top it all off .. the fkn cunts said to me 'fuck off inside nana' .. nana? .. nana? ..
one placenta
...certainly fucked that rant then, eh...
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trying really hard to rant good ... ahh fk that don't even make sense
one placenta
...the magnitude of your rant is about up with the soft cock ranting of late...ever'body must be all safe and snug in whatever shit makes them happy...that'll change...mark my words...trying really hard to rant good ... ahh fk that don't even make sense
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I'll be sure to take out the - 'I had an awesome day' next time .. there fkn happy now
one placenta
...only if you show Akzle yer tits...
KB's Chief Cats
dont mention the word happy, sets the wrong tone.
Loud and Uncouth
Well fuck YOUUUUU ya fuckin' smart fuckin' fucker, who the hell died and made YOU God so you can call the shots and slag off every other ranter, eh? eh?
Fuck you.
Winding up drongos, foil hat wearers and over sensitive KBers for over 14,000 posts...........
" Life is not a rehearsal, it's as happy or miserable as you want to make it"
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ohh for fks sakes your kidding me not you to ...
one placenta
...no not me...
Mr. Responsible
Im gunna rant .. can I rant? well fk you's all anyway Im gunna rant .. 8 fkn days straight of fkn young cunts letting off fkn fireworks all hours of the fkn night (ok granted waste of time letting them off in the day time I suppose
I'll tell you where you went wrong. You told young dumb cunts to fuck off, so they told you to fuck off.
If you want them to fuck off, chuck a pretty, fluffy dressing gown on, tie your hair up and walk down and see them.
Open up your convo like "wow such pretty fireworks! Bam bam bang pop!" (try sound retarded, the more special you sound, the quicker they'll fuck off).
If they keep letting off fireworks and staying around, say something like "can you please hang round for 5 more minutes? I want to bring my son down to watch, you'll love him, he's the school mathletics champion!".
one placenta
Well fuck YOUUUUU ya fuckin' smart fuckin' fucker, who the hell died and made YOU God so you can call the shots and slag off every other ranter, eh? eh?
Fuck you.
...go and get some Coca Cola ...
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lol true that .. sounds like a plan ... couple of the little cunts were on bikes to so if any of you little muthafuckas are reading this yea that be me amberzfire in the onsey, speaking french.
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