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    Whats with those coppers on the mossburn to five rivers road scummy. backwards and forwards all fucking day, one behind the other. Getting me well paranoid that shit is. Felt like reaching over the fence with the digger a couple of times and dragging the fuckers off the road.
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    Quote Originally Posted by scumdog View Post
    Where the fuck are all you fuckin' fuckers that fuck about on this fuckin thread on a fuckin' Friday night?
    In the sack, bloody tied, bloody kids, bloody winging wankers in chch that ya add 150k value to their property for FREE and they still moan



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    Quote Originally Posted by unstuck View Post
    Whats with those coppers on the mossburn to five rivers road scummy. backwards and forwards all fucking day, one behind the other. Getting me well paranoid that shit is. Felt like reaching over the fence with the digger a couple of times and dragging the fuckers off the road.
    ... they watchinggggggggggggggggggggggggggg you

    Hey SD, speaking to a mates missus (forensics at hornby) I asked why is there such a large cop presents in chch, its massive aye... she said basikly cos every gang in and out a NZ has moved into chch, to do bisniss easy to cover up in the caos, chch is farked forever
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    OK.. I got a ding dong rant for next Friday guys, racisem at its best... who seen the 3 part series on "hope and Wire" the chch quakes?
    cheers DD
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    Quote Originally Posted by dangerous View Post
    OK.. I got a ding dong rant for next Friday guys, racisem at its best... who seen the 3 part series on "hope and Wire" the chch quakes?
    I'm still under the bed ..... has it stopped shaking yet?

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    ...fuck it...this must mean today's saturday...another week gone at the speed of light...dunno if this is a rant or just another observation of Murphy's Law, but I managed to get a couple of days off to pour some concrete at home...what happened to the perfectly cool, dampish weather for shovelling and mixing a couple of cubes of concrete...two 20+ degree days to lose a gallon of sweat...can't win...job done at least...

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    Quote Originally Posted by ellipsis View Post
    ...fuck it...this must mean today's saturday...another week gone at the speed of light...dunno if this is a rant or just another observation of Murphy's Law, but I managed to get a couple of days off to pour some concrete at home...what happened to the perfectly cool, dampish weather for shovelling and mixing a couple of cubes of concrete...two 20+ degree days to lose a gallon of sweat...can't win...job done at least...
    It's global warming and you are obviously the globe! (see, you learn something every day!)

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    I was out on the town dancing and making a cock of myself, never take one's wife to a strip club!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Drew View Post
    I was out on the town dancing and making a cock of myself, never take one's wife to a strip club!
    In case the other punters recognise her from an earlier performance?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Drew View Post
    I was out on the town dancing and making a cock of myself
    You dont have to do either of those to make a cock of yourself normally
    "If you can make black marks on a straight from the time you turn out of a corner until the braking point of the next turn, then you have enough power."


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    Quote Originally Posted by scumdog View Post
    In case the other punters recognise her from an earlier performance?
    She got kicked out of a strip club some years back, for dancing on tables.

    Quote Originally Posted by Kickaha View Post
    You dont have to do either of those to make a cock of yourself normally
    This is common knowledge. I mentioned that we went out, so you'd know it was a bunch of random strangers that got to witness it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Drew View Post
    I was out on the town dancing and making a cock of myself, never take one's wife to a strip club!
    solid advice.


    ...take someone elses.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Drew View Post
    She got kicked out of a strip club some years back, for dancing on tables.


    Thought that sort of caper got them hired........
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    Strip Clubs. The concept is solid - and to be fair decades back they were somewhat different. The 'strip' was a slow evolving process - layers were gracefully removed in time to the music - it was a slow erotic performance ending in a exposure of a ripe breast and nipple - never the removal or exposure of the lower delights. There WAS a degree of performance and grace from the performer and anticipation and mounting excitement from the viewers.

    Nowadays in the instant gratification society that always tries to take it to another level the art of stripping has been replaced by gross displays of bored performers exposing their wares to all and sundry leaving nothing to the imagination or showing any grace or style.

    I really don't want to see some dry old set of flaps being ground into a cold metal pole. Bring back the art and intrigue.

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    Rough at sea...... better go to port....?

    Yeah right...!

    Kicked out of port AGAIN because weather is to rough
    Don't believe for a minute it is better out there,
    coz it fuckn isn't.........

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    Quote Originally Posted by unstuck View Post
    Whats with those coppers on the mossburn to five rivers road scummy. backwards and forwards all fucking day, one behind the other. Getting me well paranoid that shit is. Felt like reaching over the fence with the digger a couple of times and dragging the fuckers off the road.




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