another....Originally Posted by Berries
Anorak
another....
Kinky is using a feather. Perverted is using the whole chicken
Forum whore
That reminds me that I got chased out of the sea by a couple of fur seals yesterday, one of them a big male.
Or so I thought...............
Anorak
Kinky is using a feather. Perverted is using the whole chicken
I am therefore I do
How the fuck did you get that pic?another....
Anorak
Swiming burkha funny.
here's another
Kinky is using a feather. Perverted is using the whole chicken
one placenta
...I have one at last, a real rant, not some trivial little wank rant but a fucking real one...
...my wife takes her mum out on a friday...shopping, bit of lunch, whatever they do stuff...my mum in law is a cool old stick, 84, hard as, philosophical, funny...any way they have lunch with a couple of friends and a sis in law and partner...the only one who doesn't eat anything at their chosen restaurant was my wife's friend who was off for tests later in the afternoon...nil by mouth...
... next day mother in law, wife, friends son, sis in law and partner are crook as...nil by mouth friend, no problems...
...still crook as today, all of them and I insist on action ...call the council/health dept, whoever...report the kitchen as a cause of concern...my rant starts now...
...council cunts put her onto another bunch of cunts...they dont do that, try these...sorry madam but unless you can prove you didn't get it from somewhere else we cant do anything...?...a bit of a moan about the bullshit ...tomorrow they will send out by courier a specimen jar for a bit of fecal matter to test...WTF...
...if this was a construction site health and safety issue, there would be three depts on high alert before the phone was hung up and some poor bastards on a safe building site would be getting grilled and treated like criminals, but no, it's only some fucking restaurant feeding shit that makes people really crook...no worries...
...wankfuck, chch council, rebuild, wild west fucking lunacy...that ain't even the end of the rant, just too livid to continue...
Forum whore
Wife locked away in the bog all day? That's fucking paradise.
Name the place so I can send my in-laws up there for a feed.
Que?
I'm picking ellipsis doesn't cook much himself.
Hardcore Punk
Changing power steering hoses on a subarau Forrester, now there's a real reason to rant.
What were they thinking.I seem to be getting worse at ranting.
For a man is a slave to whatever has mastered him.Keep an open mind, just dont let your brains fall out.
Una Storia Italiana
shit and here I thought you were going to say... ya harley wouldent go round the bend at the end of ya drive......I have one at last, a real rant... just too livid to continue...
cheers DD
(Definately Dodgy)
one placenta
...you fucking well know I took the bend out of the drive already to fix that problem...
Forum whore
Like this one ??Nice try - but mines a lorry!
Ya don't think I could fit three old TVs into a car do ya?
Spotted at a dealer's in Richmond
And a couple of these
I can't see them moving at that price
Hardcore Punk
His is like the white ute in the first pic, but will soon have flat tires. Teach him to call me a hippy.
I used to own a chevette just like that one, not quite as straight, but only paid $200 for mine. They are a hoot on the gravel.
For a man is a slave to whatever has mastered him.
Forum whore
You wanna try one with a red hot 13b rotary sitting where the firewall was, and with a locked diff. Yeeeeehaadamnnearshatmyself.His is like the white ute in the first pic, but will soon have flat tires. Teach him to call me a hippy.
I used to own a chevette just like that one, not quite as straight, but only paid $200 for mine. They are a hoot on the gravel.
I mentioned vegetables once, but I think I got away with it...........
Hardcore Punk
Yes please.
For a man is a slave to whatever has mastered him.
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