Friday Night Rants?

[husaberg]

Get a water pistol - very hard to hold a Tai Chi pose with a shot of cold water up the arse. Works to train cats....Just leave it on the desk in plain view.

alternatively Husa's idea has merit..

I just thought of another one...... seeing it s all pc now... is it possible you might have Asperger's Shorty and no one before now has mentioned or seen it?........... everytime she does the standing duck or whatever yell out
camel toe ....sssstinky ppppppussy women

[Madness]

Have you considered telling her Nodrog hinted he would consider a threesome with her?
Seriously....(assuming he hasn't already yet)
What's the worst that could happen.........
So it could be awkward in the office for a bit afterwards.
Mmmm that's right you hinted that it is awkward anyway???
Stop rolling you eyes Tina... and think about it some more....
See it almost makes sense..... Worst that could happen.... What do you have to lose .......
Might even make her want leave..... or you could have all sorts of new things in common.....

Wouldn't that be considered bisexual harassment?

Still... worth a crack, Nige!

[husaberg]

Wouldn't that be considered bisexual harassment?

Still... worth a crack, Nige!

I am not sure..... its just a suggestion afterall.... a mentioning in passing? if she said it a few times maybe? otherwise its just thinking out loud.
Maybe she should discuss it on the phone loudly but within earshot of tai chi lady.
Is there any pics of the silly women in question in yoga pants?

[mashman]

Not Friday butt fuck it!!

BlondeBimboDistruptiveDumbFuckFaceRetardCunt who I share an office with, is now doing fucking Tai Chi in the fucking middle of our fucking office. I blame this on PC fucking work-life balance preachers of today!!

I need to get out of this hell hole!!!

Screaming child lolly

Join in. Wear inappropriate clobber, fluoro perhaps, and make lots and lots of OTT grunting noises.

[Swoop]

Join in. Wear inappropriate clobber, fluoro perhaps, and make lots and lots of OTT grunting noises.

Obviously to appropriate heavy metal music.

Tai chee HAS to be done to some head-bangin' tunes!

Oi!!!!!!!

[Stirts]

Give her one of these

You have no idea how close it came to that.

Have you considered telling her Nodrog hinted he would consider a threesome with her?
Seriously....(assuming he hasn't already yet)
What's the worst that could happen.........
So it could be awkward in the office for a bit afterwards.
Mmmm that's right you hinted that it is awkward anyway???
Stop rolling you eyes Tina... and think about it some more....
See it almost makes sense..... Worst that could happen.... What do you have to lose .......
Might even make her want leave..... or you could have all sorts of new things in common.....

Crusty old mutton-lady dressed up as lamb just isn’t my type.

Get a water pistol - very hard to hold a Tai Chi pose with a shot of cold water up the arse. Works to train cats....Just leave it on the desk in plain view.

Then we would have old lady anal leakage all over the floor

everytime she does the standing duck or whatever yell out
camel toe ....sssstinky ppppppussy women

Now you’re talking

Is there any pics of the silly women in question in yoga pants?

Join in. Wear inappropriate clobber, fluoro perhaps, and make lots and lots of OTT grunting noises.

Fuck, are you peeping through our office window? That’s far too accurate of a description of her very being.

Obviously to appropriate heavy metal music.

Tai chee HAS to be done to some head-bangin' tunes!

Oi!!!!!!!

HAHA… I could play the song “Headless Cross” then decapitate the old bat!!

[scumdog]

"a bit straighter" - you admitting you're a bad driver there Scummy

Nah, rough old bugger that had it in Christchurch...ya don't really expect ME to be rough on gear do ya?:

[husaberg]

You have no idea how close it came to that.



Crusty old mutton-lady dressed up as lamb just isn’t my type.



Then we would have old lady anal leakage all over the floor



!!

http://theweal.com/wp-content/upload...77-300x300.jpg

[dangerous]

Nah, rough old bugger that had it in Christchurch...ya don't really expect ME to be rough on gear do ya?:

I got a rant.... KBers that dont empty there bloody pvt message inbox

"scumdog has exceeded their stored private messages quota and cannot accept further messages until they clear some space"

woodstock is 23rd-25th... you in or what, remember its were we meet 10yrs ago? you know dumping the missus of the back at the gate and doing a burnout in the grass (well its not like a HD can do it on the seal)

[Kickaha]

remember its were we meet 10yrs ago?

He has regretted it ever since

[Big Dog]

I know its Friday morning but the fucking neighbours dog started barking incessantly at midnight.
Yap, yap, fucking yap. My own dog is sleeping oblivious. My other neighbour keeps giving the dog a fresh serve of sailor talk and riling it up some more. Dumb cunt seems pretty sure it's our dog.


Grrrr argh.

What do you know? 1:56 minutes of barking ceases as soon as finish typing last paragraph.
That is some weird mojo, even for
KB.



Stupid phone / Tapatalk, apologies in advance.

[Stirts]

inadequate cover

Requires this more like...



And I STILL wouldn't go there

[scumdog]

I got a rant.... KBers that dont empty there bloody pvt message inbox

"scumdog has exceeded their stored private messages quota and cannot accept further messages until they clear some space"

woodstock is 23rd-25th... you in or what, remember its were we meet 10yrs ago? you know dumping the missus of the back at the gate and doing a burnout in the grass (well its not like a HD can do it on the seal)

The adoring public expect me to work night-shift that weekend, bless their little cotton socks. (WHO made up the roster???)

So it's a no-show from us, bugger!...


And PM's have been pruned back.

[Scuba_Steve]

The adoring public expect me to work night-shift that weekend, bless their little cotton socks. (WHO made up the roster???)

So it's a no-show from us, bugger!...


And PM's have been pruned back.

I'm the public, you can have that whole weekend off for all I care... Now don't say I don't do anything for you!

[husaberg]

Requires this more like...

"picture on chick in bed"

And I STILL wouldn't go there

Now shorty the fact that you posted a pic and so forth kinda suggests you have thought about it maybe..... just a little
Ya likely now again thinking about it again as you read this post........