Friday Night Rants?

**dangerous** · 18th June 2015, 20:35

fuck ya's...

**puddytat** · 18th June 2015, 20:44

Well I could start ranting about fucking truck drivers.....

**ellipsis** · 18th June 2015, 20:49

...most of them wouldn't know they were being fucked 'til they coughed...

**98tls** · 18th June 2015, 20:49

Originally Posted by puddytat

Well I could start ranting about fucking truck drivers.....

Will it take long ie how many you fucked?

**Berries** · 18th June 2015, 20:49

Originally Posted by puddytat

Well I could start ranting about fucking truck drivers.....

Go on then, what is your record?

**98tls** · 18th June 2015, 21:03

Originally Posted by dangerous

fuck ya's...

You worked out which way round the motor in your Guzzis supposed to be yet? Just cause i like ya heres a clue..take your time look at yours awhile then look at the pic ive no doubt you will eventually work it out though dont feel to bad when you do they have sold thousands of em so your not alone.

**puddytat** · 18th June 2015, 21:23

Originally Posted by 98tls

Will it take long ie how many you fucked?

Originally Posted by Berries

Go on then, what is your record?

Originally Posted by ellipsis

...most of them wouldn't know they were being fucked 'til they coughed...

Well that'll teach me for being a smartarse

Here's a record for ya though

**98tls** · 18th June 2015, 21:26

Raining over there mate? pissing down here and has been awhile and hard,reminds me of Westport when i was a young fella.

**puddytat** · 18th June 2015, 23:35

Yeah sure is....,the paddocks are going to be as boggy as fuck. I'm sure the Buller'll be up as well,'sposed to get 150mm tonight though down Haast way it could be as much as 500mm

**oldrider** · 19th June 2015, 10:57

Originally Posted by puddytat

Yeah sure is....,the paddocks are going to be as boggy as fuck. I'm sure the Buller'll be up as well,'sposed to get 150mm tonight though down Haast way it could be as much as 500mm

Trying to find my snorkel to send it to you - I don't need it any more - just snow and ice here!

**puddytat** · 19th June 2015, 11:05

The good thing about around here is that its pretty steep country so drains pretty well....Murchison itself is a bit flood prone though.
Nothing like Hoki ,Greyhole or Wetport though ,where the state of the tide can really effect the outcome....

**dangerous** · 19th June 2015, 17:13

Originally Posted by 98tls

You worked out which way round the motor in your Guzzis supposed to be yet? Just cause i like ya heres a clue..take your time look at yours awhile then look at the pic ive no doubt you will eventually work it out though dont feel to bad when you do they have sold thousands of em so your not alone.

Yasee... heres the thing (and mod dont fucking infract me for not deleting the pic its farking needed) the bike with the correct way round engine is just out of view, on the side of the fence that says "keep out" cos unlike the 'er' regular way round slime green thing... its got BALLS to defie sinage and be a rebel and keep in...
MATE, I got ya by the nads here (you do have nads dont ya?) MATE your cage that silly bloody holden falcon thing, which way does the crank run??? aye aye... yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... not like a silly rice munching jappa is it?

Originally Posted by puddytat

Well I could start ranting about fucking truck drivers.....

ok Mr tat, unlike these other imature adalessants, I relise that you mean fucking as in arse hole (NO not sodamy) as in horrable, non desrible truck drivers, dosent suprise me tho them other riders the 1st thing they think of is NOT how you ment it, whats that say abouyt them????

puddy... tell me all about it mate, cos Im betting you aint got nothing on the 'undesrible truck drivers' of chch, if they aint got a vigina then they tailgate,speed, through abuse, run red lights... dont get me farking started

**ellipsis** · 19th June 2015, 17:18

...c'mon D...you already started...carry on...truck drivers are............................?

**dangerous** · 19th June 2015, 17:38

Originally Posted by ellipsis

...c'mon D...you already started...carry on...truck drivers are............................?

me... when Im not bashing the shit out a nails

MY FRI NITE RANT... bloody mall etc car park, parks (I dont expect you southeren imbreed banjo playing types to understand when a car park down your way is out side the pub with the local dirty girl doing free BJ's trying her best to keep her tackle tucked back behind her legs) yesterday I had to park up my average size cage (navara) in the hornby mall, apart from not having enough room in the lane to swing, the best I could do is leave a wheel up on the kirb and once shuffled a dozen times there is actually only 200mm on each side to opne the door, hows a fat fuk like me sposed to get out... FFS why are these car parks shrinking so