Friday Night Rants?

**cc rider** · 5th September 2015, 03:26

I have 666 posts? WTF

So opposite to me

**scumdog** · 11th September 2015, 23:10

Originally Posted by scumdog

Ah shee-it, life's crappy and so ferkin' unfair at times!

Really nice typist lady at work had a niggling guts-ache just after Christmas, went for an op about May and now is fair sprinting up to Boot Hill.

She doesn't smoke, rarely drinks, eats well, wouldn't hurt a fly etc yet by the looks of her today she's lucky to make it through the next coupla weeks. Cancer of the pancreas and liver....

Yet lazy-arse retards that smoke like train, drink shit-loads of cheap booze, eat crap and don't know what a shower is seem to live forever....

Well crap, I'm just back from carrying said 'nice typist lady' from the hearse to the funeral service, life was SO not fair to this lady!!
67 year young and she's gone.....full of get-up-and-go and acting 20 years younger than her age, just ferkin' nice and lovin; and now she's gone...fuck -me, and some of you cunts think you've a valid complaint in life...

**husaberg** · 11th September 2015, 23:27

Originally Posted by scumdog

Well crap, I'm just back from carrying said 'nice typist lady' from the hearse to the funeral service, life was SO not fair to this lady!!
67 year young and she's gone.....full of get-up-and-go and acting 20 years younger than her age, just ferkin' nice and lovin; and now she's gone...fuck -me, and some of you cunts think you've a valid complaint in life...

Went to my uncle funeral last week he was in his seventies died of Cancer that by itself is not so as bad he had a decent innings I guess. These things happen.
But the thing is for his wife.
She had already previously buried a son who was only 10 of Cancer
Then a Grandson of Cancer again who was only 22.
Yet never once have I heard her ever complain about how unfair it is, Both her and her daughter are the strongest ladies I have ever known.

**Drew** · 12th September 2015, 07:36

[QUOTE=scumdog;1130900868.fuck -me, and some of you cunts think you've a valid complaint in life...

[/QUOTE]Pfft, like you're any fucken different from the rest of us. Eat shit.

**JimO** · 12th September 2015, 08:06

Originally Posted by scumdog

Well crap, I'm just back from carrying said 'nice typist lady' from the hearse to the funeral service, life was SO not fair to this lady!!
67 year young and she's gone.....full of get-up-and-go and acting 20 years younger than her age, just ferkin' nice and lovin; and now she's gone...fuck -me, and some of you cunts think you've a valid complaint in life...

same thing happened to my sister, she was 57 healthy , non smoker, had a sore stomach, 3 months later she died of cancer and had had a scan at the start of the year which found nothing

**dangerous** · 28th September 2015, 18:47

its not farking friday but i dont give a shit... my rant... the fucking shit arse wasted retard poms and irish that are in ChCh
just done 600km and was passing chch inter airport, came up on a slow moving shit heap which was over the fog line on a leftie (typical lazy driver cutting the corner) but hey he was doing 80 in a 100 zone so maybe he was pulling over for me... so I pass as there was no oncomming traffic carried on my marry way.

Next hes up beside me using his hands to what I thought was threten me hand in a gun shape, fingers slicing his neck etc... becking me to pull over.
Fuck I aint got time for this shit I wana get home to a beer.
Yaldie roundabout he goes round the out side but I closed the door on him (didnt want a loony like that in front) slowed down to give him the idea to 'back off' then proced to 100k... he followd me on the tail gate to west melton continuing with the hand gestures, I then decided to divert to Burnham as I have a friend there she is in the popo's so would be a good witness should I stop and this quar cunt goes balistic with a knife or some dumb shit.
Rang her but she was not home so I continued to Rollingston with this fuck wit on my arse, figered Id rock on up to the cop shop, so I did... he followed me in, got out and said he was going to make a complaint... typical no piggies at home, at the door he threatened to kill my family and root my missus, WELL... as most of you know im somewaht a faded ginga but theres a few reds still there somewere and they let loose... lifted the cock and pined him to the cop shop door by the throte and told him he had beter leave now...
LOL he picked the door phone up and told the operator he was being asulted and needed help... FFS
draged him to his car and sent him on the way as he shouted "GOT YA GOT YA ya going to jail for asult" as he backed out a marked car went past he tooted and puled the officer over and went nato at him... I walked up to the window bent down and told the copper I came here cos I was being followed for 20k... cocksucker went off next to me copper jumped out and draged him away, took details etc sent him on his way.
Asked me what the deal was two side s to every story etc... I told him and admited that on camera he will see me shoveing the dick against the door... he looked at me and said " he proberly needed that shove" and said by.

Now heres my actual rant... the filth and fuck wits, crime and drugs in chch is intence after math of the quake, these brits (yeah some ok) came with intension to work get hooked up loose there job and reverty to crime... but what do we do...

**husaberg** · 28th September 2015, 18:58

Originally Posted by dangerous

its not farking friday but i dont give a shit... my rant... the fucking shit arse wasted retard poms and irish that are in ChCh
just done 600km and was passing chch inter airport, came up on a slow moving shit heap which was over the fog line on a leftie (typical lazy driver cutting the corner) but hey he was doing 80 in a 100 zone so maybe he was pulling over for me... so I pass as there was no oncomming traffic carried on my marry way.

Next hes up beside me using his hands to what I thought was threten me hand in a gun shape, fingers slicing his neck etc... becking me to pull over.
Fuck I aint got time for this shit I wana get home to a beer.
Yaldie roundabout he goes round the out side but I closed the door on him (didnt want a loony like that in front) slowed down to give him the idea to 'back off' then proced to 100k... he followd me on the tail gate to west melton continuing with the hand gestures, I then decided to divert to Burnham as I have a friend there she is in the popo's so would be a good witness should I stop and this quar cunt goes balistic with a knife or some dumb shit.
Rang her but she was not home so I continued to Rollingston with this fuck wit on my arse, figered Id rock on up to the cop shop, so I did... he followed me in, got out and said he was going to make a complaint... typical no piggies at home, at the door he threatened to kill my family and root my missus, WELL... as most of you know im somewaht a faded ginga but theres a few reds still there somewere and they let loose... lifted the cock and pined him to the cop shop door by the throte and told him he had beter leave now...
LOL he picked the door phone up and told the operator he was being asulted and needed help... FFS
draged him to his car and sent him on the way as he shouted "GOT YA GOT YA ya going to jail for asult" as he backed out a marked car went past he tooted and puled the officer over and went nato at him... I walked up to the window bent down and told the copper I came here cos I was being followed for 20k... cocksucker went off next to me copper jumped out and draged him away, took details etc sent him on his way.
Asked me what the deal was two side s to every story etc... I told him and admited that on camera he will see me shoveing the dick against the door... he looked at me and said " he proberly needed that shove" and said by.

Now heres my actual rant... the filth and fuck wits, crime and drugs in chch is intence after math of the quake, these brits (yeah some ok) came with intension to work get hooked up loose there job and reverty to crime... but what do we do...

Tell your wife she still must be beautiful as you met a guy today that wanted to root her.

**dangerous** · 28th September 2015, 19:03

Originally Posted by husaberg

Tell your wife she still must be beautiful as you met a guy today that wanted to root her.

LOL... heres were he fucked up.. I dont have a wife, shes the mother of my children

**Kickaha** · 28th September 2015, 19:07

Originally Posted by dangerous

and root my missus, .

You should have taken him home, Gwenda would have fucked him up seeing as you were too much of a pussy to do it

**ellipsis** · 28th September 2015, 21:03

...stay at home D...

**Grumph** · 29th September 2015, 05:53

[QUOTE=dangerous;1130906820Now heres my actual rant... the filth and fuck wits, crime and drugs in chch is intence after math of the quake, these brits (yeah some ok) came with intension to work get hooked up loose there job and reverty to crime... but what do we do...[/QUOTE]

Could have been worse, we could have been invaded by Aucklanders and Govt Ministers.....