Friday Night Rants?

**oldrider** · 29th October 2015, 17:55

Originally Posted by mashman

Fuckin useless fuckity fucks. I want Halo 5 on PC. Finally got sometime to switch off and waddaya know, no, it's not gonna be on PC. Yeah yeah it'll be on PC in a year or 2's time, but I want to exercise my choice of having it on a PC NOW!. Fuckin financial economy is seriously stupidy fuck with the little games it plays for market share and profit and ugh, fuck it. So fuck you you miserable cunty decision maker that makes such arsey fucked up decisions. Fuckers!

Wow - Bet you are super expressive when you are "really" pissed off!

**ellipsis** · 29th October 2015, 17:59

...the only safe game is playin, Wit Yoself...it's a digital thing they came upon a few millenia ago...

**tri boy** · 29th October 2015, 18:00

Originally Posted by EJK

Is it Friday yet? No? Like I give a fuck. So here's my rant.

FUCKING MAGPIES MAN, FUCK!

rant over.

Our "Booyaah Tribe" of the black n white fuckers got a sever culling a few seasons back.
Now, they fly high near the house, and have worked out air rifles are more dangerous than BB guns.
(only needed to shoot one this season)

**Akzle** · 29th October 2015, 18:56

Originally Posted by mashman

Fuckin useless fuckity fucks. I want Halo 5 on PC. Finally got sometime to switch off and waddaya know, no, it's not gonna be on PC. Yeah yeah it'll be on PC in a year or 2's time, but I want to exercise my choice of having it on a PC NOW!. Fuckin financial economy is seriously stupidy fuck with the little games it plays for market share and profit and ugh, fuck it. So fuck you you miserable cunty decision maker that makes such arsey fucked up decisions. Fuckers!

halo is gay on anything =/= xbox.

The ONE thing microsoft that isnt shit.

Gay ass triple core proprietary faggotry though.

**mashman** · 29th October 2015, 19:20

Originally Posted by oldrider

Wow - Bet you are super expressive when you are "really" pissed off!

heh... it's all the language that such silly shit deserves

Originally Posted by ellipsis

...the only safe game is playin, Wit Yoself...it's a digital thing they came upon a few millenia ago...

But I wanna live life in the fast lane... and have a woman lookin after me

Originally Posted by Akzle

halo is gay on anything =/= xbox.

The ONE thing microsoft that isnt shit.

Gay ass triple core proprietary faggotry though.

Haven't you got a goat to be attending to?

**Akzle** · 29th October 2015, 19:55

Originally Posted by mashman

Haven't you got a goat to be attending to?

no. I want a goat. Would save me mowing the damn lawn. Would have to not eat me garden though.

I want a puppy too.

**blue rider** · 29th October 2015, 20:18

Originally Posted by Akzle

no. I want a goat. Would save me mowing the damn lawn. Would have to not eat me garden though.

I want a puppy too.

you could have Maddie, she is kinda cute with a Monobrow

https://www.facebook.com/media/set/?...0304282&type=3

**vifferman** · 29th October 2015, 20:23

Originally Posted by Akzle

no. I want a goat. Would save me mowing the damn lawn. Would have to not eat me garden though.

I want a puppy too.

Good on ya, Matey.

About that goat; the fuckers'll eat anything. Our neighbours had a goat once - caught the fucker in our garage ripping the building paper off the wall. Must've had a bitumen deficiency or summat...
Oh - they're also great at escaping. Some time last century I worked on a sheep station. When we rounded up the sheeps from the back paddocks for sundry torture and whatnot, there'd be goats from the bush mixed in with them. In the yards they'd clamber on top of the sheep, run along the rails in the yard, and fuck off back to the bush.

Oh - and puppies eat stuff too. Keep your bike boots, gloves and anything else you value out of reach, especially when they're growing their adult fangs...

**mashman** · 29th October 2015, 20:30

Originally Posted by Akzle

no. I want a goat. Would save me mowing the damn lawn. Would have to not eat me garden though.

I want a puppy too.

How can I rant when you bring puppy's into it

They'd play well together mind, coz kids love puppies... dammit

**Maha** · 30th October 2015, 06:29

Originally Posted by Akzle

no. I want a goat.

E I E I O

**Swoop** · 30th October 2015, 19:15

Fuck knuckles who either can't, or simply refuse to, use the left fucking lane.
There seems to be a monumental increase of these mouth-breathing spastics on the roads now. What happened? Was there an invite-only orgy that these cunts went to with the specific purpose of breeding more of the bastards?

Also, their inbuilt craving to get into said right lane, even though they are only half way down the fucking on-ramp! You can watch them twitching with gleeful lust of moving into the "fast" lane, where they simply forget the meaning of the word "fast" and replace it with "ignore traffic & reply to txt's" mode.

Scummy. Can we have an open season on these twats please? I have a box of 12g solid slugs needing to be used...

**awa355** · 30th October 2015, 19:27

Spending hours making a school derby trolley for a grandson who probably wont use it on the day. His mother wants it just knocked up out of scrap material, doesn't understand that brakes, steering etc has to be done properly and me knowing, to her, it wont be 'good enough' when it's finished.

**schrodingers cat** · 30th October 2015, 19:52

Fucking bullshit rugby World Cup final

Grocery shop tonight and think 'might like some beers to make the fridge look just right.'

Fucking supermarket beer cooler GUTTED except for bumfuck crafty beers for wankers with pork pie hats and shit for brains.

**scissorhands** · 30th October 2015, 19:58

Spend 2 years contemplating the world up the freakin mountain, only to come down and see all the same people still noodling along same as ever like nothing has fucken changed.

I'm not retarded anymore thanks to a reprogramming regime

and the mushies finally wore off....