Friday Night Rants?

**ellipsis** · 30th October 2015, 20:29

Originally Posted by schrodingers cat

Fucking bullshit rugby World Cup final

Grocery shop tonight and think 'might like some beers to make the fridge look just right.'

Fucking supermarket beer cooler GUTTED except for bumfuck crafty beers for wankers with pork pie hats and shit for brains.

...I can feel your pain...happened to me yesterday...

**Akzle** · 30th October 2015, 21:31

Originally Posted by scissorhands

Spend 2 years contemplating the world up the freakin mountain, only to come down and see all the same people still noodling along same as ever like nothing has fucken changed.

I'm not retarded anymore thanks to a reprogramming regime

and the mushies finally wore off....

nothing has changed. Not really. Welcome back tho. A few people need eyebrow lessons.

**scumdog** · 30th October 2015, 21:38

No rant here, rugby heads don't drink single-malts - and I have heaps!

And No.1 son and new wife back from China,

Life is good.
For once.

"I went to a zoo the other day, all it had was one dog.

It was a shitzu..."

Not a bad joke from China eh!

**scissorhands** · 31st October 2015, 00:02

Originally Posted by Akzle

nothing has changed. Not really. Welcome back tho. A few people need eyebrow lessons.

you dont have dsylexia, your just lazy and wanna be fampous

**Akzle** · 31st October 2015, 06:34

Originally Posted by scissorhands

you dont have dsylexia, your just lazy and wanna be fampous

numbers, mainly. There is a certain amount of laze. And im well fampous.

**Scuba_Steve** · 31st October 2015, 07:03

Cap'd interwebs with 3 days to go... Yes, I'm still on one of the fixed data plans; I don't trust the unlimited plans not to be shaped & throttled.

**dangerous** · 31st October 2015, 08:30

Originally Posted by Swoop

Fuck knuckles who either can't, or simply refuse to, use the left fucking lane. the "fast" lane,

were are you... new zealand does not have such a thing as a "fast lane" on a NZ motorway you can drive at the posted speed limit in either lane and you can pass in eather lane... only exception is in a "passing lane" when its posted 'keep left'

BUT dont get me started on the two cocks doing 2kph under the posted speed limit side by side...

**mashman** · 31st October 2015, 08:39

Originally Posted by scissorhands

Spend 2 years contemplating the world up the freakin mountain, only to come down and see all the same people still noodling along same as ever like nothing has fucken changed.

I'm not retarded anymore thanks to a reprogramming regime

and the mushies finally wore off....

Lots has changed... don't wait for the media to tell you otherwise

Don't suppose you saw Unstuck up that mountain lol. Howzit fulla?

**Scuba_Steve** · 31st October 2015, 11:10

Originally Posted by dangerous

were are you... new zealand does not have such a thing as a "fast lane" on a NZ motorway you can drive at the posted speed limit in either lane and you can pass in eather lane... only exception is in a "passing lane" when its posted 'keep left'

BUT dont get me started on the two cocks doing 2kph under the posted speed limit side by side...

no we don't have a "fast lane" by name but we do have a legislation that states you must be in the left lane unless overtaking or turning right... this isn't only for passing lanes!

**dangerous** · 31st October 2015, 19:17

Originally Posted by Scuba_Steve

no we don't have a "fast lane" by name but we do have a legislation that states you must be in the left lane unless overtaking or turning right... this isn't only for passing lanes!

NOT on a motor way... it should be as you say but it aint

**Scuba_Steve** · 31st October 2015, 19:33

Originally Posted by dangerous

NOT on a motor way... it should be as you say but it aint

YES on a motorway on every roadway... Road User Rule 2004 section 2.1 check it! In short you must ALWAYS travel in the left lane unless overtaking, turning right, or the left lane is unavailable/congested

**Swoop** · 31st October 2015, 20:02

Originally Posted by Scuba_Steve

... you must ALWAYS travel in the left lane unless overtaking, turning right, or the left lane is unavailable/congested

Correct!
Unless you are a sanctimonious cunt, a self-appointed law enforcement officer OR low in I.Q.

I'm now favouring the "two spike law" (a modified version of Hitcher's proposal) whereby a vehicle will be fitted with two large steel spikes. One in the center of the driving wheel AND another pointing forward from the center of the car bonnet. Ramming said cock-faggot-munter-pillowbiting-right lane hoggers with aforementioned steel spike on the bonnet will be perfectly legal when in the rightermost lane of a multi-lane roadway.
Forward mounted steel spikes are not to be less than seven (7) feet long.

**Woodman** · 31st October 2015, 20:09

The aggro that has come out in this thread about shit that happens on the road says a lot about kiwis driving attitude.

Slide the seat back, turn the radio up and chill out.

**dangerous** · 31st October 2015, 20:16

Originally Posted by Scuba_Steve

YES on a motorway on every roadway... Road User Rule 2004 section 2.1 check it! In short you must ALWAYS travel in the left lane unless overtaking, turning right, or the left lane is unavailable/congested

Oh... well Im lernt then, shit man I aint read the road user rules book since 1983