Friday Night Rants?

[Grumph]

Fuck off out of my workshop you disrespectful cunts.
Put up yellow chains, have no admittance signs, have staff only signs everywhere, ask politely for people to report to reception, the cunts just chuckle , step over the chains & do whatever the fuck they want.
A punch in the head seems to be the only answer.

You are talking sidecar guys, right ? LOL...

I've struck the same thing at the local engineering co. I've had free range there since they got to know me and i solved a couple of problems for them...
Had the talk with the owner's wife Friday, keep out. Went monday to get a job done - prepared to pay, grudgingly - owner was there, his wife wasn't. Got told to go right ahead and use the gear myself. I've offered to sign any waivers they want me to. We'll see....

[swarfie]

You are talking sidecar guys, right ? LOL...

I've struck the same thing at the local engineering co. I've had free range there since they got to know me and i solved a couple of problems for them...
Had the talk with the owner's wife Friday, keep out. Went monday to get a job done - prepared to pay, grudgingly - owner was there, his wife wasn't. Got told to go right ahead and use the gear myself. I've offered to sign any waivers they want me to. We'll see....

Wrong time of the month for the bitch?

[sidecar bob]

You are talking sidecar guys, right ? LOL...

I've struck the same thing at the local engineering co. I've had free range there since they got to know me and i solved a couple of problems for them...
Had the talk with the owner's wife Friday, keep out. Went monday to get a job done - prepared to pay, grudgingly - owner was there, his wife wasn't. Got told to go right ahead and use the gear myself. I've offered to sign any waivers they want me to. We'll see....

Its you old buggers that are the problem. "but ive been coming here twenty years" yes, ill still get arse raped for two years in jail if you fuck yourself up here.
Several have been quite offended & one said "too official" jumped in his car & fucked off. Good on him.
Having said that, If you want to come & hang with me for a week Ill induct you & we can all have a great time together.

[Grumph]

Its you old buggers that are the problem. "but ive been coming here twenty years" yes, ill still get arse raped for two years in jail if you fuck yourself up here.
Several have been quite offended & one said "too official" jumped in his car & fucked off. Good on him.
Having said that, If you want to come & hang with me for a week Ill induct you & we can all have a great time together.

You may have hit the answer there - if they want to come past the ropes, it's a one day induction course - at their expense.
Given you're in Tauranga and the oldies there still worship Winstone, we may yet see exemptions for production of a gold card...

Locally, i've seen the staff working at my local eng co. fuck, I'm way safer than them. And the owner knows it.

[Grumph]

Wrong time of the month for the bitch?

Scared of losing her husband for two years and having him come back bent....

[Drew]

Fuck off out of my workshop you disrespectful cunts.
Put up yellow chains, have no admittance signs, have staff only signs everywhere, ask politely for people to report to reception, the cunts just chuckle , step over the chains & do whatever the fuck they want.
A punch in the head seems to be the only answer.

I'd much rather spend my time chatting up your hot receptionist, than watching you spin spanners. You get a lot of gay dudes in or summat? Even got mood lighting in there now.

[sidecar bob]

I'd much rather spend my time chatting up your hot receptionist, than watching you spin spanners. You get a lot of gay dudes in or summat? Even got mood lighting in there now.

Yeah, apparently im hot to gay guys.

[Banditbandit]

Fuck off out of my workshop you disrespectful cunts.

It is disrespectful - it's your space - your rules ...

Put up yellow chains, have no admittance signs, have staff only signs everywhere, ask politely for people to report to reception, the cunts just chuckle , step over the chains & do whatever the fuck they want.
A punch in the head seems to be the only answer.

Dumb fuckers - it's also OSH issue - if the proverbial hits the fan it's on your head, not theirs.

Now I wander around the workshop at my local (carefully - I don't intrude on working space and I don't touch things) ... there are the usual "staff only" signs - but no-one seems to care ... and they have no issues.

The day they say keep out I will

[sidecar bob]

"Do youse fullas specialise in second hand batteries"? Jesus fuck, Im going to stab some fuckwit shortly. What kind of a greeting is that?
No, fuck off, theyre second hand because theyre fucked, now piss off you moron.

[Akzle]

"Do youse fullas specialise in second hand batteries"? Jesus fuck, Im going to stab some fuckwit shortly. What kind of a greeting is that?
No, fuck off, theyre second hand because theyre fucked, now piss off you moron.

who "specialises" in second hand batteries??

[Madness]

who "specialises" in second hand batteries??

Interwaste?

[jellywrestler]

who "specialises" in second hand batteries??

scrap dealers do

[jellywrestler]

Fuck off out of my workshop you disrespectful cunts.
Put up yellow chains, have no admittance signs, have staff only signs everywhere, ask politely for people to report to reception, the cunts just chuckle , step over the chains & do whatever the fuck they want.
A punch in the head seems to be the only answer.

my 'workshop' is always at someones else's place, my biggest issue with trying to outline the hazards that my work presents is that a large proportion simply don't understand english, how do you explain that you could walk into my ladder and stub your toe in columbian which was last weeks team? on a plus side she had low cut overalls and a set of tanned tits i'd love to spit some population paste between and day or night of the week, hell i'd even go to work at the weekend if I could.

[sidecar bob]

who "specialises" in second hand batteries??

I do have the word "specialising" on the front of my building, but its in relation to a completely different topic. I think hes seen that & just added the word he needed at the time, to it. I suspect it was a brand new word to him today.

[Ocean1]

"Do youse fullas specialise in second hand batteries"? Jesus fuck, Im going to stab some fuckwit shortly. What kind of a greeting is that?
No, fuck off, theyre second hand because theyre fucked, now piss off you moron.

The one I dread is the doddery old dude with a completely fucked lawn mower. "Can you just weld a patch on here mate, won't cost much will it?"

You can't turn them away, but there's just no way they're going to be able to afford the real cost. The last one cost me a whole day to rebuild, I swear the next time I'm going to just buy them a new one, it'd work out cheaper.