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    Quote Originally Posted by Grumph View Post
    - and the job's done - till next week when it starts again....

    And no, sheep are not an option sadly.
    I know what ya mean, shits growing as ya watch it... eating into riding time

    sheep... dogs huh? same but getting a couple a sheep soon to keep the piglets company, so electric fence run, the dobie had a ick LOL shoulda seen the bastard run...
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    ...ok, so I didn't look at the weather forecast last night...that doesn't mean that it should automatically blow like fuck and shit itself with rain by default, does it?...and now that it's just past knocking off time, the fucking seas calm and the fucking wind abates and just to rub salt in the fucking festering wound the cunting sun comes out...I'd like to fuck the weather in it's eye with a pointy stick...cunt...

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    Decided to watch some cricket online.
    Nice NZ is 120 odd no loss
    Now 150/5
    That's my cricket watching out of the way for another year. I will try again next year maybe.
    I have evolved as a KB member.Now nothing I say should be taken seriously.

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    Why would a fucking white tail spider bite turn it a Staph bug infection that is trying to eat my side away.

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    Quote Originally Posted by old slider View Post
    Why would a fucking white tail spider bite turn it a Staph bug infection that is trying to eat my side away.

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    Because they have very dirty mouths, much like a komodo dragon.



    Kinky is using a feather. Perverted is using the whole chicken

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    Quote Originally Posted by husaberg View Post
    Because they have very dirty mouths, much like a komodo dragon.
    >>Insert mum joke here<<

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    Quote Originally Posted by husaberg View Post
    Because they have very dirty mouths, much like a komodo dragon.


    Shite, my wifes got a dirty mouth when I forget to come home from a short bike ride, mind you the chances of me putting anything in it are very remote.

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    Quote Originally Posted by old slider View Post
    Shite, my wifes got a dirty mouth when I forget to come home from a short bike ride, mind you the chances of me putting anything in it are very remote.
    You never know unless you ask.




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    [QUOTE=husaberg;1131006914]You never know unless you ask.

    seems so http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/sh...-friends-(koi)

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    Kinky is using a feather. Perverted is using the whole chicken

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    Watching that puts my little spider bite into perspective, I think I should just shut the fuck up, after seeing how you guys can converse so well it shows me that you are far too clever for me to try and interact with, actually quite intimidating, lol

    But I will try every now and then, eventually I may feel more comfortable.

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    Quote Originally Posted by old slider View Post
    Watching that puts my little spider bite into perspective.
    Oddly enough my son has, what the doctor thinks is a white tail spider bite on his elbow, it looks horrid.
    I have never even seen a white tail spider.



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    Quote Originally Posted by husaberg View Post
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=naoR3_kNq3I
    Nevermind your sickening bestial proclivities, or trans-species shenanigans...

    'Ora', those big-as taniwha on Komodo, are actually venomous, which intoxicates their victims,
    much moreso than a 'filthy mouth', even if the latter works on husaperv..

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    The other thing that surprises me is after recently buying my HD Fat Bob and looking for fellow riders I now have 3 neighbors, one next door, one directly opposite and one two doors down who have all bought HDs, two Electra glides and one Street Bob, WTF. wont be long and we can start our own chapter.
    No they are not all old born again bastards, well two of us are, lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by husaberg View Post
    Oddly enough my son has, what the doctor thinks is a white tail spider bite on his elbow, it looks horrid.
    I have never even seen a white tail spider.

    Mate, the bite whether spider or insect that can infect with the Staph bug is fucking painful, They normally start you off with Flucloxacillin antibiotics (sp) I have found, regular bathing of the wound and using heat like a wheat pack on the covered wound helpful. Magnesium suflate on the poltice may help.


    poor bugger, I feel for kids that get bit.

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