Friday Night Rants?

**russd7** · 22nd March 2020, 16:54

Originally Posted by scumdog

Wait until he finds a motorbike rally (or race) has been cancelled - then he'll REALLY need those 'red pills'!

brass monkey postponed till next year, oh well, just have to find something else to do for QB weekend.

**ellipsis** · 22nd March 2020, 17:20

...just chill...go to the shed more often...fix the bits that you should have fixed a while ago...plant some kinda basic garden...start fillin' a tin with engine elixer, afore it's thin on the ground...make sure you have lotsa water...hide under a table when the stress levels rise above category 2...eat more toilet paper, and wash your hands for twenty fucking seconds...or else...stop everything, Now!...we have a knew Ice Age coming soon...you should all be self isolating and knitting warm booties and mittens and staying five meters apart on the bus or train...get with it you fuckers...

**dangerous** · 22nd March 2020, 19:42

Originally Posted by ellipsis

...just chill...go to the shed more often...fix the bits that you should have fixed a while ago......get with it you fuckers...

Fucking beautiful man... Fucking beautiful

**scumdog** · 23rd March 2020, 20:03

Originally Posted by ellipsis

...just chill...go to the shed more often...fix the bits that you should have fixed a while ago...plant some kinda basic garden...start fillin' a tin with engine elixer, afore it's thin on the ground...make sure you have lotsa water...hide under a table when the stress levels rise above category 2...eat more toilet paper, and wash your hands for twenty fucking seconds...or else...stop everything, Now!...we have a knew Ice Age coming soon...you should all be self isolating and knitting warm booties and mittens and staying five meters apart on the bus or train...get with it you fuckers...

Makes sense to me!

But you forgot razor wire and guns, ya gonna need THEM!

**dangerous** · 27th March 2020, 16:57

how we all doing out there ma fuckers...

bit weird aye, my local town is sorta normalish, no dick wits fighting over arse wipe paper, pleanty in stock etc... took the KDX for a burn yesterday chucked a chain bugger it, must do better maintenance, hanging for a spin on a real bike, mean while getting a bit done round the house... pissy about canceling the beaumont rally and the week after i was going to crash in on the dog of scum and 4x4 the deep south tracks... ahhh well shit bollocks n balls...

**oldrider** · 27th March 2020, 17:07

Bit cool out in the shed today so watched old Western movies on the puter - same ones we used to watch when we were kids - bloody hell what crap - but beats battling with a virus I spose! -

**98tls** · 27th March 2020, 17:36

Sky sports playing plenty of old Bathurst stuff ironically even second time round its better to watch than anything recent.Still working though hours have changed so have a bit more time on my hands,a few bits n bobs been sitting in shed for years that never got fitted to the TL so will get busy doing it starting with these.

**dangerous** · 28th March 2020, 10:55

WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK FUCK...... is NZ in a lock down or not... the major part of NZ is doing there bit but I see holiday places like mangawhai where people are at there holiday places are out jet skiing boating the local 4square is struggling to supply the locals that live there... and NOW... a sand monkey is allowed into NZ in his 100 mill jet after hes been half way round the world... FFS I hope he puts his money into the hospitals here and helps NZ out if he's going to hide here...

**Bonez** · 28th March 2020, 11:00

Originally Posted by dangerous

WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK FUCK...... is NZ in a lock down or not... the major part of NZ is doing there bit but I see holiday places like mangawhai where people are at there holiday places are out jet skiing boating the local 4square is struggling to supply the locals that live there... and NOW... a sand monkey is allowed into NZ in his 100 mill jet after hes been half way round the world... FFS I hope he puts his money into the hospitals here and helps NZ out if he's going to hide here...

Go have a laydown.......Just because you fucked your KDX chain doesn't mean we have to put up with your crap.

**dangerous** · 28th March 2020, 11:02

Originally Posted by Bonez

Go have a laydown.......

Is that all ya got...

**Bonez** · 28th March 2020, 11:04

Originally Posted by dangerous

Is that all ya got...

It's all I need to post to get the message across....

Here have a gummy.....

**MaxPenguin** · 28th March 2020, 11:07

Originally Posted by dangerous

WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK FUCK...... is NZ in a lock down or not... the major part of NZ is doing there bit but I see holiday places like mangawhai where people are at there holiday places are out jet skiing boating the local 4square is struggling to supply the locals that live there... and NOW... a sand monkey is allowed into NZ in his 100 mill jet after hes been half way round the world... FFS I hope he puts his money into the hospitals here and helps NZ out if he's going to hide here...

The jet visit in no way compromised nz coronavirus rules, in fact it may have removed a carrier.
The jetskiers need locking up, they are selfish asshole. In fact anyone who moved to their remote Bach is a selfish prick and should be forcibly removed back home.

**Bonez** · 28th March 2020, 11:12

Originally Posted by MaxPenguin

The jet visit in no way compromised nz coronavirus rules, in fact it may have removed a carrier.
The jetskiers need locking up, they are selfish asshole. In fact anyone who moved to their remote Bach is a selfish prick and should be forcibly removed back home.

But the gummermint said stay at the residence you were in on Tuesday night.

Sounds like a win win to me.....

And the 4Square will be racking in the dosh.....