Friday Night Rants?

[ellipsis]

...oh look it's friday night...most nights are tuesday but here I am on a real friday night ...this is fucking monumental...or just mental...

...I have a bit of a rant...one that could either take four thousand words or just a synopsis of those four thousand words...

...I will opt for the synopsis of the tale...


...five or six years ago this ginga cunt who we wont name, well me really, was in a big dilemma ...three stone down in weight over a three month period, thinking he was down and out and the big C had come to collect him, he had a little bit of distress over-riding the bonhomie of his usual dimena...then the verdict from the medicos came...type 2 diabetes son, you'll be cool...take these pills, don't eat this and don't eat that ...oh and here's the recipe for losing weight...wtf , I made 70's images of Biafran kids look overweight...

...the ginga had to trust these professionals 'cos he knew fuck all about diabetes, and then he was one...

...five or six years down the track and having had enough of this diabetes shit wrecking his life, fucking his business, losing his wife to the stress of it all, contemplating sucking on his 12 gauge as the the only recourse to a fucked up situation, he meets a diabetes nurse on a plaintive cry to the system...she listens, she gets concerned and gives the ginga her opinion, which was...'this is all wrong, you are off to a specialist at the big 'clinic'...


...well it seems I was misdiagnosed from the outset...I was a type 1 way back then, prescribed pills that were killing me...doing all the wrong things to my body and just managed to get through alive...lost a couple of hundred g's over five years, my wife, my life, and being unable to do the only thing I had a real passion for...racing bikes...

...cest la vie...but I am fucking angry...rant over

...a positive is, since I have been put onto the proper path, I have managed to put on close to 3 kgs in six weeks opposed struggling to put on 7 kgs in the previous five years...

[Laava]

Fuckin hell! No wonder you're angry!

[Kickaha]

I have managed to put on close to 3 kgs in six weeks

You fat cunt

[dangerous]

...oh look it's friday night...

s...

cuddles from cuzzi ranga... life has allways delt us shit... but tell ya what, could always be worse... we still here

[Kickaha]

could always be worse... :

You're Gingas ! how could it possibly be worse ?

[scumdog]

You fat cunt

Tactfully put.

All expect from an ex-swinger...

[scumdog]

cuddles from cuzzi ranga... life has allways delt us shit... but tell ya what, could always be worse... we still here

y'all were sent on earth to make the rest of us feel good!

[dangerous]

shit guys... ellipsis was just starting to pick up...

[rudolph]

Are all those little domed cameras at intersections and down the side of the motorway monitored 24 7?

[dangerous]

Are all those little domed cameras at intersections and down the side of the motorway monitored 24 7?

ummmmm.... I think you want the "Are all those little domed cameras at intersections and down the side of the motorway monitored 24 7?" thread...

[Berries]

Are all those little domed cameras at intersections and down the side of the motorway monitored 24 7?

No.
But they record and keep content for a few days so if you get *555’d they might review the content.

[rudolph]

No.
But they record and keep content for a few days so if you get *555’d they might review the content.

My Honda ran out of petrol and I parked it close to one and when I came back the muffler had been taken, the camera was 4 lanes across on the other side of the motorway

[Berries]

Crock of shit.

In the UK they call it cling film because it clings to the plate or whatever you wrap it round. Glad Wrap? Fuck off. It fails on both words.

And just for the record, I don't work at Mitre 10.

[F5 Dave]

Bunnings? .

[Berries]

Gesundheit.