How can I put on weight?

[Beemer]

Jeez, wish I had that problem! You can come around to my place and take some of my excess weight if you like!

I can tell you how it got there though - cheese, biscuits, cake, wine, big portions of meat, and chocolate!

Oh, and check you don't have worms! I know if our sheep or cats have worms they start losing condition, so it could be worth a dose of worm tablets!

[Lou Girardin]

Oh, and check you don't have worms! I know if our sheep or cats have worms they start losing condition, so it could be worth a dose of worm tablets!

Good point. Do you get the urge to drag your arse along the ground?

[crashe]

Good point. Do you get the urge to drag your arse along the ground?

Have you seen the length of her legs...
Mate they are so long....
They go right up to her.......................

[SixPackBack]

STOP SMOKING!

[placidfemme]

Good point. Do you get the urge to drag your arse along the ground?

only in private lol...

but yeah like crashe said... doing that would be a tab bit uncomfortable...

*has a blonde moment* I didn't know humans got worms... do they sell stuff to fix it incase you do?

[placidfemme]

STOP SMOKING!

but.... but.... but... um... 5 more?

[ManDownUnder]

Have you seen the length of her legs...
Mate they are so long....
They go right up to her.......................

arse?

????

[crashe]

*has a blonde moment* I didn't know humans got worms... do they sell stuff to fix it incase you do?

Go to your local chemist or supermarket... they have human worming tablets..
Follow the instructions on the packet.

Are you ummm scratching your butt alot... they tend to ummmm cum out at night when you are sleeping... so umm ask Sam if you are. Or get Sam to take a wee peek....lol you can see them.. popping their wee heads out...lol.
When some have worms they can loose a lot of weight.... or eat a lot and not gain anything as the worms are getting it all.

Wash all your bed linen etc..... and both of you take the tablets...
you can pass them on. Always wash your hands thoroughly.

Also if you have animals at home worm them as well with the animal worm stuff.

[Str8 Jacket]

STOP SMOKING!

Im probably gonna get some peoples backs up here. However I will say my peice anyway. A few months ago I lost 20 kilos and weighed 45 kilos for awhile, I was no ton any diet and had actually given up smoking during the time I lost weight apparently it was stress which had done it as well as my metabolism kicking in. Everyones bodies are different though. With the help of my trainer (I do kickboxing) and sticking to a strict weight sessions and eating specific high protein foods as well as certaiin carbs etc helped me put on 10 kilo's now I seem to stay at this weight no matter what I eat.

Definately go to the doctor and make sure your health is a-ok, if not maybe you could "pretend" to go join a gym, they normally give free first sessions and if you tell a trainer at the gym that you are wanting to gain weight and if they could maybe help you plan a basic diet . . . Then you say that you'll call them back to join - but don't.

[placidfemme]

Go to your local chemist or supermarket... they have human worming tablets..
Follow the instructions on the packet.

Are you ummm scratching your butt alot... they tend to ummmm cum out at night when you are sleeping... so umm ask Sam if you are. Or get Sam to take a wee peek....lol you can see them.. popping their wee heads out...lol.
When some have worms they can loose a lot of weight.... or eat a lot and not gain anything as the worms are getting it all.

Wash all your bed linen etc..... and both of you take the tablets...
you can pass them on. Always wash your hands thoroughly.

Also if you have animals at home worm them as well with the animal worm stuff.

lol no itchy arse... and only animals we have (besides each other) are fish... Nemo 1 to 9. We had 10 but they ate Nemo 10 Greedy fish

I'll have a look tonight for the worm thingy at the supermarket...

[ManDownUnder]

Go to your local chemist or supermarket... they have human worming tablets..
Follow the instructions on the packet.

Are you ummm scratching your butt alot... they tend to ummmm cum out at night when you are sleeping... so umm ask Sam if you are. Or get Sam to take a wee peek....lol you can see them.. popping their wee heads out...lol.
When some have worms they can loose a lot of weight.... or eat a lot and not gain anything as the worms are getting it all.

Wash all your bed linen etc..... and both of you take the tablets...
you can pass them on. Always wash your hands thoroughly.

Also if you have animals at home worm them as well with the animal worm stuff.

stop it STOP IT la la la la la... I can't hear you LA LA LA LA LA

uh oh..

[placidfemme]

Im probably gonna get some peoples backs up here. However I will say my peice anyway. A few months ago I lost 20 kilos and weighed 45 kilos for awhile, I was no ton any diet and had actually given up smoking during the time I lost weight apparently it was stress which had done it as well as my metabolism kicking in. Everyones bodies are different though. With the help of my trainer (I do kickboxing) and sticking to a strict weight sessions and eating specific high protein foods as well as certaiin carbs etc helped me put on 10 kilo's now I seem to stay at this weight no matter what I eat.

Definately go to the doctor and make sure your health is a-ok, if not maybe you could "pretend" to go join a gym, they normally give free first sessions and if you tell a trainer at the gym that you are wanting to gain weight and if they could maybe help you plan a basic diet . . . Then you say that you'll call them back to join - but don't.

Eh the quiting smoking thing sucked... I turned into super bitch and as you all know... I'm not so placid at the best of times... and smoking is my pacifier... so pretty much when I don't smoke... I'm angry all the time

Also everyone said to me that when I quit smoking I'd put on weight and save money... and what happened was, I was spending twice my budget for smokes on extra food to keep me busy and stop thinking about smoking... so I lost money... and I didn't put on any weight

[Str8 Jacket]

Eh the quiting smoking thing sucked... I turned into super bitch

LOL!! Sounds like me, except im not nor ever have been placid! The funny thing is that I started smoking again AND put on weight . . . go figure! Since I wrote my bike off and havent been to training for awhile I've put on a few kilo's - believe me you just cant win!

[TonyB]

Eh the quiting smoking thing sucked... I turned into super bitch and as you all know... I'm not so placid at the best of times... and smoking is my pacifier... so pretty much when I don't smoke... I'm angry all the time

Just reading that, you've gotta wonder if it's stress. Some people get stressed, so they eat and gain weight. Some people get stressed and they basically burn up muscle and body fat. A well known Chch bodybuilder told me once that the stress of arranging his wedding had caused him to drop several kilos. He got pissed off about loosing so much muscle, which made him even more stressed....

When you talk to your GP, mention the anger thing. It's probably really important.

So, made that appointment yet?

[placidfemme]

Just reading that, you've gotta wonder if it's stress. Some people get stressed, so they eat and gain weight. Some people get stressed and they basically burn up muscle and body fat. A well known Chch bodybuilder told me once that the stress of arranging his wedding had caused him to drop several kilos. He got pissed off about loosing so much muscle, which made him even more stressed....

When you talk to your GP, mention the anger thing. It's probably really important.

So, made that appointment yet?

Well the thing is I don't actually have a Dr (I've been the Dr's once in the 5 years I've been here). So I'm going to wait until I get home and ask Sam which Dr she used the last time she was sick and call them up tomorrow and make an appointment for Saturday. I promise