How can I put on weight?

**The_Dover** · 6th February 2006, 18:59

Pies and ale did it for me.

You too can have a body like mine.

And respect to the CFH!

**boomer** · 6th February 2006, 19:02

Originally Posted by The_Dover

Pies and ale did it for me.

You too can have a body like mine.

And respect to the CFH!

i'd just like to point something out gurls!!! Not all poms have bodies like Dovers! i nearly choked on me beer when he flashed me earlier

**The_Dover** · 6th February 2006, 19:03

Yeah, he inhaled so quickly it was like watching a pro trying to earn five bucks!

And then he wouldn't stop touching me...... bloody swedish homo

**boomer** · 6th February 2006, 19:09

i thought i'd had an Epiphany and seen the light.. then the choking began!!!

**APPLE** · 6th February 2006, 19:12

Eat meat Placid?and lots of chocolate man, i Dunno????millions are tryin 2 lose weight..

**boomer** · 6th February 2006, 19:14

cut down on the drugs! Meths and charlie have a habbit of keeping ya lean Alledgedly

**The_Dover** · 6th February 2006, 19:15

Originally Posted by APPLE

Eat meat Placid?and lots of man meat , i Dunno????millions are tryin 2 lose weight..

Bloody pervert.

**APPLE** · 6th February 2006, 19:22

Originally Posted by The_Dover

Bloody pervert.

hahahaha you know what i mean dover?

**cowpoos** · 6th February 2006, 21:52

ask dover he's a fat bitch

**The_Dover** · 6th February 2006, 21:58

Originally Posted by cowpoos

ask dover he's a fat bitch

Only cos every time I fuck you I make you cook me a feed, farm boy.

**cowpoos** · 6th February 2006, 22:17

Originally Posted by The_Dover

Only cos every time I fuck you I make you cook me a feed, farm boy.

the only time your pin would be pricking my cushion is in yur dreams ya fat mules arse....your a tubby bitch coz you sit on ya arse all day eating like a pregnant ho in a sweet shop thats just won lotto....

**Swoop** · 7th February 2006, 10:36

Beer is your friend....

(Not even going to mention wedding cake......)

**cheese** · 7th February 2006, 14:58

you have to up your carbs big fulla. I was a light one for years too then when I turned about 24 and started to drive everywhere instead of walking it piled on... I'm 85kg now.

**Fatjim** · 7th February 2006, 15:11

Originally Posted by Big Dave

We are all metri-centric - it's a much better system than 16ths, 32nds and 64ths ffs. Your lot are the only ones too daft to realise it.

Placid,
Middle age, Pizza, donuts and beer got me to 160kgs before I did something about it.

Mate, you and me might need to have a biggest loser contest